HOMR

Season 12 / Episode 9

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( bell rings )

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( whistle blows )

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( saxophone solo )

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( both honk horns )

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D'OH!

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( screams )

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(vacuum tubes whooshing )

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ANIMATION IS SO GREAT.

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IT'S WAY BETTER THAN...

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WHATEVER THE ALTERNATIVE IS.

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SEEMS LIKE ANIMATED SHOWS ARE EVERYWHERE...

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OR WERE LAST YEAR.

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COOL.

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JAPANIMATION.

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( pained groaning )

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ELECTRO-WEB, DEPLOY!

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( grunts)

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NOW I CONTROL THE ROBOVERSE!

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( laughing)

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YOUR LAUGH IS INCORRECT, MEGANAUT!

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ACTIVATE PRAWN POWER!

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( electronic whooping)

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( ripping)

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( yells)

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( grunts)

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( gears whirring)

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( machinery activating)

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MAN, THAT PRINCESS TEMPURA

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IS ONE HECK OF A TRANSFORMAZOID.

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WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.

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WHY WAS A WOLF SHOOTING A WEB?

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CARTOONS DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.

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HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

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DADDY, ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY FOR US TO WATCH CARTOONS?

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MM-HMM. THIS ONE'S FINE AND DANDY, RODDY.

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IT'S APPROVED BY A COUNCIL OF PRESBYLUTHERAN MINISTERS.

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WHATCHA MAKING THERE, GRAVEY?

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IT'S A PIPE BOMB, JOBRIATH

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FOR TO BLOW UP PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

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I DON'T KNOW, GRAVEY.

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I'M SICK OF YOUR LACK OF FAITH.

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HMM?

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( moaning )

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BUT, GRAVEY...

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( loud explosion)

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( organ music playing)

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YAY! YAY!

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AND THEN I CREATED THE VOICE OF YELLOW-BELLIED YAK.

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( as cowardly lion): ALL I NEED IS SOME COURAGE.

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COURAGE, I TELL YOU.

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EXCUSE ME

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BUT ISN'T THAT VOICE

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VERY SIMILAR TO THE COWARDLY LION?

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ALSO, SIR, YOUR LOUDMOUTH LEOPARD

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IS A RIP-OFF OF JACKIE GLEASON.

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( as Jackie Gleason): HOMINA, HOMINA, HOMINA, HOMINA.

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AND KLUTZY KAT

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SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE JERRY LEWIS

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WITH THE STEALING AND THE LAWSUIT!

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AND OH, NICE JUDGE, DON'T HURT A PERSON WITH THE THING.

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( moaning)

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( kissing sounds)

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( screams)

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Director: And... cut!

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Announcer: AFTER A TOUGH DAY ON THE SET,

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HOW DO ITCHY AND SCRATCHY RELAX?

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WITH LARAMIE EXTRA-TAR CIGARETTES.

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( as Rochester): HERE'S YOUR SMOKE, MR. ITCHY.

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THANK YOU, LOUIE.

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MM-HMM! AND NOW THERE'S MORE NICO-GLYCEROL.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THEM.

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I JUST KNOW I CAN'T STOP SMOKING THEM.

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( all laughing)

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( hacking coughs)

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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WAS THAT CAT MAKING OUT WITH THAT MOUSE?

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'CAUSE IF THEY WERE...

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FOLKS, YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS

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THE EXCITING NEW PROCESS OF MOTION-CAPTURE ANIMATION.

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NOW, WE'LL NEED A VOLUNT...

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Homer: PICK ME! PICK ME!

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NOW, WHEN YOU MOVE ANY PART OF YOUR BODY

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OUR FURRY FRIEND WILL COPY YOU EXACTLY.

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HMM?

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HMM! ( chuckling )

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♪ I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT ♪

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♪ HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT. ♪

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( grunting )

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( applause and laughing)

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UH, LET ME SEE.

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( as Don Corleone): I'LL MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE.

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( as Edith Ann): AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

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( blows raspberry)

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( humming )

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( laughing and applause)

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THAT DOG'S A RIOT.

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THANK YOU.

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DON'T SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR PETS.

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GOOD NIGHT!

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( humming )

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( Homer unzips zipper) Zipperooni!

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Homer: UH... UH... OH, YEAH.

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URINAL CAKE ERODING,

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ERODING, ERODING... GONE!

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( cheers and applause)

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( embarrassed groaning)

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THAT MOTION-CAPTURE SUIT IS JUST WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS.

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JUST THINK OF ALL THE HILARIOUS MOTIONS

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THAT ARE GOING UNCAPTURED, LIKE THIS:

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( grunting)

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SEE? NOW, WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO SEE THAT MOVE

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PERFORMED BY A CARTOON POSSUM?

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AN OPOSSUM CAPERING AROUND LIKE THAT

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WOULD BE A SMASH HIT.

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THAT WOULD BE THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST MARSUPIAL.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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THAT SUIT GIZMO COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS,

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AND I'M GOING TO GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION.

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( door closes)

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( car speeding away)

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SO, DOES HE STILL WORK HERE, OR WHAT?

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I'D LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY LIFE SAVINGS, PLEASE

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AND HURRY!

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UH, SIR, THIS IS A JOINT ACCOUNT.

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UH, YOU'LL NEED YOUR WIFE'S SIGNATURE, TOO.

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OH! YES, OF COURSE.

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UH, SHE'S BEHIND THAT PLANT.

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HELLO, MARGE.

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( as Marge): HI, HOMIE.

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( as Homer): SIGN THIS, PLEASE.

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( as Marge): YOU'RE THE BOSS.

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( as child): DADDY, ASK THE MAN FOR SOME CANDY.

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( as Homer): NO, NO. NO CANDY FOR YOU.

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( as Lisa): WELL, AT LEAST GET SOME CANDY

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FOR YOURSELF.

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( chuckling)

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KIDS.

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( sighs)

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HERE'S YOUR CANDY.

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SO LONG, SUCKER!

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UH, SIR...

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YOUR LIFE SAVINGS.

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UH, YES, I SEE THAT IT'S IN BILL FORM.

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EXCELLENT.

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I'D LIKE TO BUY 500 SHARES

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OF ANIMOTION, INCORPORATED.

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OKAY.

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UH, NOW BEFORE I EXECUTE THIS ORDER

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ARE YOU SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THE RISKS OF STOCK OWNERSHIP?

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ABSOLUTELY.

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♪ WE'RE IN THE MONEY ♪

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♪ WE'RE IN THE MONEY. ♪

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( growling)

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YOU HEARD THE MONKEY.

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MAKE THE TRADE.

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( phone line ringing )

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( voice on phone): For automated stock prices

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please state the company name.

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ANIMOTION.

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Animotion: Up one and one-half.

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YAHOO!

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Yahoo: Up six and a quarter.

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HUH? WHAT IS THIS CRAP?

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For Broadcasting: Down eight.

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SLEEP TIGHT,

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MY BELOVED.

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YOU'RE MY TICKET

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OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE.

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HOMER!

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SORRY.

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OUR TICKET OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE.

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Turning to the stock market, Animotion is up an eighth.

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YES!

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After plunging

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75 points this morning.

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OH, I HOPE PLUNGING MEANS UP

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AND 75 MEANS 200.

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The firm declared super-duper bankruptcy

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which is terrible news

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for the company's only stockholder: Homer Simpson.

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OH!

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( cowbell ringing)

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Homer: FAMILY MEETING!

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FAMILY MEETING!

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OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S KEEP THIS SHORT.

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WE ALL WANT TO GET HOME TO OUR FAMILIES.

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( all chuckle)

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ALL RIGHT, FIRST ITEM:

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I LOST OUR LIFE SAVINGS IN THE STOCK MARKET.

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NOW, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE REAL ISSUE:

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LISA'S HOGGING OF THE MAPLE SYRUP.

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WELL, MAYBE IF MOM DIDN'T MAKE SUCH DRY WAFFLES.

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THERE, I SAID IT.

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WELL, MAYBE IF YOU ATE SOME MEAT

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YOU'D HAVE A NATURAL LUBRICANT.

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( gasps)

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YOU LOST ALL OUR MONEY?

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POINT OF ORDER: I DIDN'T LOSE ALL THE MONEY.

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THERE WAS ENOUGH LEFT FOR THIS COWBELL.

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DAMN YOU, eBAY!

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I HAVE A GREAT WAY TO SOLVE OUR MONEY WOES.

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YOU RENT YOUR WOMB TO A RICH, CHILDLESS COUPLE.

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IF YOU AGREE, SIGNIFY BY GETTING INDIGNANT.

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ARE YOU CRAZY?

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I'M NOT GOING TO BE A SURROGATE MOTHER.

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COME ON, MARGE.

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WE'RE A TEAM.

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IT'S UTER-US, NOT UTER-YOU.

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FORGET IT.

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YOU KNOW, HOMER, I GOT A GREAT WAY TO MAKE MONEY.

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I'M A HUMAN GUINEA PIG.

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YOU MEAN, LIKE MEDICAL TESTING?

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YEAH, MEDICAL, MILITARY, CHEWING STUFF. CHEWING STUFF?

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YEAH, LIKE YOU CHEW ON A TELEPHONE WIRE

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TILL YOU GET A SHOCK.

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OH, OH, RIGHT. OKAY.

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YEAH, BUT AREN'T THOSE EXPERIMENTS DANGEROUS?

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AH, YOU GET A FEW SIDE EFFECTS.

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ARE THOSE EARS?

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OW! NOT SO LOUD!

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HMM...

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FIRST WE'LL TEST THIS EXPERIMENTAL PERFUME ON YOU.

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IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

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( screaming)

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HMM.

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WE'LL CALL IT DESERT BREEZE.

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TOGETHER: MM-HMM.

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( humming )

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THAT APPETITE SUPPRESSANT IS AMAZING.

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HOMER, YOU REALLY HAVE NO DESIRE TO EAT THAT FOOD?

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FOOD? I'M BLIND!

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( screaming)

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WHO'S GOING TO BUY A PILL

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THAT MAKES YOU BLIND?

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WE'LL LET MARKETING WORRY ABOUT THAT.

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D-OHH!

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D-OHH!

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WHERE DID THAT RAT COME FROM?

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HE MUST'VE BROUGHT IT IN WITH HIM.

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DAMN IT.

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MAN, IS HE DUMB.

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WHERE DO THEY GET THESE SUBJECTS?

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HE'S A LITTLE TOO WELL-FED TO BE A WINO.

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HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

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ZOOM IN ON SECTION EIGHT.

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ROTATE 20 DEGREES.

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( gasping )

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MR. SIMPSON, I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE

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A CRAYON LODGED IN YOUR BRAIN.

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THERE'S A CRAYON IN MY BRAIN?

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BUT I'VE HAD THOUSANDS OF HEAD X-RAYS.

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HOW COME NO ONE EVER NOTICED IT BEFORE?

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OH, I CAN ANSWER THAT.

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YOU SEE, WHENEVER I PICK UP AN X-RAY

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I ALWAYS HOLD IT LIKE THIS.

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MY THUMB MUST HAVE COVERED UP THE CRAYON EVERY TIME.

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( chuckling)

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I'LL SHOW MYSELF OUT.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THIS MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED?

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WELL, I'M NOT SURE, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED

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WHEN I WAS SIX.

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...FOURTEEN...

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FIFTEEN...

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SIXTEEN!

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WOO-HOO!

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OH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

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( sneezing)

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EH, I THINK THAT'S ALL OF THEM.

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MR. SIMPSON, THIS COULD BE RESPONSIBLE

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FOR YOUR SUBNORMAL INTELLIGENCE.

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HEY, I CAME HERE TO BE DRUGGED,

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ELECTROCUTED AND PROBED, NOT INSULTED.

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WE COULD REMOVE THE CRAYON FOR YOU.

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IT COULD VASTLY INCREASE YOUR BRAIN POWER

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OR IT COULD POSSIBLY KILL YOU.

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HMM, INCREASE MY KILLING POWER, EH?

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LET'S DO IT.

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( tires screeching )

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OH, HOMER.

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I JUST UNDERWENT A PROCEDURE

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TO INCREASE MY IQ 50 POINTS.

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REALLY?

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AND THEY GAVE ME

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THIS SPIFFY NERD ENSEMBLE, TOO.

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DO YOU FEEL SMARTER?

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IS THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA BISMARCK?

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IT IS.

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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

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SAY SOMETHING ELSE SMART.

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DR. JOYCE BROTHERS MAY BE WELL KNOWN,

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BUT HER PSYCHOLOGICAL CREDENTIALS ARE HIGHLY SUSPECT.

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IT'S TRUE!

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OH! ( gasping)

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NOW, WHO'S UP FOR A TRIP TO THE LIBRARY TOMORROW?

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NOTICE I NO LONGER SAY "LIBARY" OR "TOMORRY."

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I'D LOVE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY WITH YOU.

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IT'S A DATE.

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DAD, DID YOU READ ALL THESE BOOKS TODAY?

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EVERYTHING FROM HOP ON POP TO DEATH BE NOT PROUD.

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IT'S SO TRAGIC THE WAY THEY HOPPED ON POP.

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I ALWAYS DREAMED YOU'D BE MY LIBRARY BUDDY.

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GET OUT.

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NO, REALLY.

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I THINK BOOKS HAVE AN AMAZING POWER TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER.

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LOOK, EVEN CLETUS IS CHECKING ONE OUT.

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NOW, HOLT STILL.

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NOTHING CRACKS A TURTLE LIKE LEON URIS.

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OW! DANG IT! OW!

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Announcer: THAT SONATA MAY NOT BE

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A GLENN GOULD PERFORMANCE

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BUT I MUST SAY IT'S "GOOD AS GOULD."

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( laughing)

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HEY, FLANDERS, HEADING FOR CHURCH?

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WELL, I THOUGHT I COULD SAVE YOU A LITTLE TIME.

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OOH, FOUND A NEW SHORTCUT?

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BETTER. I WAS WORKING ON A FLAT TAX PROPOSAL,

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AND I ACCIDENTALLY PROVED THERE'S NO GOD.

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WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

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UH-OH. WELL, MAYBE HE MADE A MISTAKE.

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NOPE, IT'S AIRTIGHT.

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CAN'T LET THIS LITTLE DOOZY GET OUT.

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( whistling "The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

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WELCOME TO THE THIRD LECTURE IN OUR SERIES

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ON "NOT PUTTING THINGS UP YOUR NOSE."

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PLEASE WELCOME HOMER SIMPSON.

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( smattering of applause )

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I AM HERE TO GIVE HOPE TO THE LEAST OF YOU

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BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE A CRAYON UP OUR NOSE.

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MAYBE IT'S NOT A CRAYON MADE OF WAX.

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MAYBE IT'S A CRAYON MADE OF PREJUDICE.

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QUESTION.

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YES, NELSON.

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A MORON SAYS WHAT?

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NOT BEING A MORON, I WOULDN'T KNOW.

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HOWEVER... ( mumbling)

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WHAT?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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I GIVE YOU YOUR MORON.

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( Jeering laughter)

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YOU SEE, IT'S COOL TO BE SMART.

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SO BE LIKE ME, AND USE YOUR MINDS.

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PAINT A PAINTING, SING A SONG,

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AND DANCE A DANCE.

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( cheering)

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THANK YOU. UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO BUDGET CUTS

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WE ARE CANCELING ART, MUSIC AND DANCE.

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PLEASE EVACUATE THE AUDITORIUM

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BEFORE IT'S BULLDOZED INTO A MINI-MALL.

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( screaming)

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SO... IS THAT YOUR USUAL COFFEE MUG?

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YUP.

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HUH. LOOKS A LITTLE BIGGER.

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IT'S NOT.

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( humming )

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WHATCHA MAILING, HOMER?

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I'VE COMPILED A THOROUGH SAFETY REPORT ON THIS PLANT.

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HOW COME YOU'RE NOT GIVING IT TO MR. BURNS?

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I'VE DECIDED TO DISINTERMEDIATE THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES

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AND SEND IT STRAIGHT TO THE NUCLEAR REGULATORY COMMISSION.

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YEAH, AND JUST IN TIME.

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EVERY DAY THERE'S MORE SKIN ON MY PILLOW.

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YEAH, IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE WITH BRAINS

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IN THIS NUCLEAR PLANT.

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HOMER'S THE GUY WHO RIGGED UP MY PANTS

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WITH THIS SPECIAL CODPIECE.

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COMFY, ISN'T IT?

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OH, YEAH.

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IT PROVIDES THE FREEDOM

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AND PROTECTION I SO SORELY NEED.

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YEAH! YEAH!

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IT SEEMS THE FEDERALES

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HAVE BEEN TIPPED OFF BY AN ANONYMOUS WHISTLE-BLOWER.

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MM-HM.

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NOW, WHILE THE PLANT IS BROUGHT UP TO CODE

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THERE WILL BE MASSIVE LAYOFFS.

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THAT IS TO SAY, TOTAL LAYOFFS.

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TOODLES.

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( tires squealing)

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HUH. WAY TO PUT US OUT OF WORK, GENIUS.

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I CAN'T FEED MY FAMILY WITH A CODPIECE.

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WAIT, YOU CAN'T HATE ME.

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I'M YOUR BETTER.

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YOUR BETTER!

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OOH, YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME, DUM DUM.

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( men chanting): BURN! BURN! BURN!

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BURN! BURN! BURN!

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EFFIGY, EH?

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YEAH, NOTHING BURNS LIKE AN EFFIGY.

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HEY, THAT'S ME.

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STOP THAT.

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THE FIRE INSPECTOR WOULD BE APPALLED.

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DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL.

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SO YOU ALL HATE ME?

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THAT'S RIGHT, BRAINIAC.

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YOU COST US OUR JOBS

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WHICH WE NEED FOR WORKING.

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NOT TO MENTION DRIVING TO.

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AND I WAS A LOT HAPPIER

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BEFORE I KNEW DAME EDNA WAS A MAN.

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A LOT HAPPIER.

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YOU AIN'T WELCOME HERE NO MORE, SMART BOY.

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HMM. I'M DETECTING A DISTINCT STRAIN

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OF ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM IN THIS TAVERN--

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AGH!

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POWER OFF, EINSTEIN.

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LISA, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?

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BEING A BRAIN HAS ALIENATED ME FROM ALL MY FRIENDS.