Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers

Season 10 / Episode 15

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( bell ringing )

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( playing the blues )

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( honking horn )

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D-OHH!

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( screams )

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♪ WE'RE PROUD TO BE TEACHERS ♪

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♪ KNOWLEDGE IS OUR GAME ♪

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♪ BUT WE'D SELL OUR MOTHERS ♪

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♪ FOR 15 MINUTES OF...

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( singing to "Fame" ) ♪ FAME! ♪

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♪ NOT GONNA TEACH FOREVER ♪

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♪ GONNA GIVE SHOW BIZ A TRY ♪

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♪ TRY! ♪

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I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

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BUT THIS BOTH SUCKS AND BLOWS.

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( "Shave and a Haircut" playing )

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♪ THAT'S FAME! ♪

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( booing and hissing )

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( chuckling )

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WHEW! MERCY!

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GOOD EVENING.

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OUR OLD FRIEND NOAH WEBSTER

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DEFINES LAUGHTER AS THE ACT OR SOUND OF LAUGHING.

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Nelson: HA-HA!

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( chuckling ): WELL-ILLUSTRATED, NELSON.

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AND NOW FASTEN YOUR FUNNY BONES FOR GROUNDSKEEPER--

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OH, OR SHOULD I SAY "GRINSKEEPER"?--

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NO, I'M SORRY. GROUNDSKEEPER WAS CORRECT...

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WILLIE!

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( playing "My Bonnie" )

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HOW MANY OF YE HAIL FROM THE FAIR CITY OF EDINBURGH?

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SO, HAVE YOU NOTICED

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HOW NORTH EDINBURGH GOLFERS PUTT LIKE THIS

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AND SOUTH EDINBURGH GOLFERS PUTT LIKE THIS?

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EH?

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( bagpipe honking ): EH?

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OH, I SEE.

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WILLIE'S NOT FUNNY UNLESS HE'S DOWN ON HIS KNEES

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SCOOPING UP YOUR LITTLE BRATS' PUKE!

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( laughing )

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THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN GREAT.

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( mid-tempo jazz bass intro )

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♪ YOU GIVE ME FEVER ♪

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( pop )

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♪ WHEN YOU TOUCH ME ♪

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♪ FEVER WHEN YOU HOLD ME TIGHT ♪

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( pop )

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♪ FEVER! ♪

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♪ HA! ♪

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KILL ME. ( popping )

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WELL, SEYMOUR, IT SEEMS WE'VE PUT TOGETHER A BASEBALL TEAM

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AND I WAS WONDERING, WHO'S ON FIRST?

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YES, NOT THE PRONOUN BUT RATHER A PLAYER

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WITH THE UNLIKELY NAME OF "WHO" IS ON FIRST.

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YES, WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, SEYMOUR.

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WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE SIX SECONDS.

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YOU'VE ALREADY MANAGED TO BLOW THE ROUTINE.

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( muttering ): SEXLESS FREAK.

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( chuckling )

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WELL, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH WE'RE JUST ABOUT AT THE HALFWAY POINT.

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SO WHY DON'T WE CALL IT INTERMISSION?

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EXCUSE ME. OUT OF THE WAY. ( general conversation )

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OH! DON'T GO TOO FAR.

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IF YOU LIKE CAFETERIA WORKERS

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IN BEATLE WIGS WITH TENNIS RACQUET GUITARS

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YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THE SECOND HALF.

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OH, NO! NO!

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YOU DRIVE. I EAT.

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DAD, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THOSE SNACKS.

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I SAW KRABAPPEL'S BUTT. I PAID.

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WHOOPSIE.

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HMM. THIS COULD TAKE A MINUTE.

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THERE'S AN OPENING, MOM.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I-I HATE TO CHANGE LANES ONCE I GET GOING.

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THAT'S REALLY FOR RACE CAR DRIVERS.

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MOM, TO YOUR LEFT.

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HE'S LETTING YOU IN. GO!

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COME ON, MOM! GUN IT, WOMAN.

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NO, NO. AS SOON AS I GET OVER

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THAT LANE WILL STOP MOVING.

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ERMA BOMBECK SAID SO, AND DAVE BARRY AGREES.

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OH! YOU SUCK, MARGE.

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( engine roaring )

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( honking ) COME ON, MOVE IT, YOU CLOWNS!

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WHAT IN BLAZES...?

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SO LONG, SCHLUBS!

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WOW. DID YOU SEE THAT THING, MARGE?

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SO POWERFUL, SO COMMANDING.

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SO FORCEFUL AND RAW.

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IT DIDN'T ASK. IT JUST TOOK.

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( over P.A. system ): ♪ Canyonero ♪

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♪ Canyonero ♪

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( moaning )

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OH, CANYONERO...

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( chuckling )

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GO AHEAD. DROOL ALL YOU WANT.

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YOU CAN'T HURT THAT FINISH.

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NOW, RAINWATER, THAT'LL STRIP IT RIGHT OFF...

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AH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

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COME ON, GIL.

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HEY, A RED ONE!

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( laughing )

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CAN I BUY THAT? PLEASE?

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WELL, IF YOU-YOU... DAH... WHA-REALLY?!

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WOW! HA! HOT DOG! A SALE!

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I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, GIL.

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NO, WAIT! AH, NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SALE.

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MY WIFE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME

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IF I DON'T START BRINGING IN THE GREEN.

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COME ON. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE, STAN. I'M BEGGING YOU.

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LOOK AT ME. I'M BEGGING YOU, STAN.

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MM-HMM. LET'S GO WRITE THIS UP SHALL WE?