This Little Wiggy

Season 9 / Episode 18

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( bell ringing)

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( whistle blowing)

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( playing the blues)

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( honking horn)

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D-OHH!

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( screams)

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NOW, WHOSE CALCULATOR CAN TELL ME

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WHAT SEVEN TIMES EIGHT IS?

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OH! OH! OH! LOW BATTERY?

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MMM... WHATEVER.

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ATTENTION, CHILDREN.

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OH, FOR THE LOVE OF... THE DOORWAY!

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WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL VISITOR TODAY.

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BUT HE'S NO ORDINARY VISITOR.

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IN FACT, UH... YOU MIGHT SAY...

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HE'S A ROBOT. WE SAW HIM ON THE WAY IN.

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THANK YOU, BART.

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KIDS, THIS IS ROBBY THE AUTOMATON.

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GREETINGS, EARTH CHILDREN.

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EARTH.

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WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO TOUCH A STAR?

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COOL.

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OR WHICH OF THE THREE STOOGES HAD THE HEAVIEST BRAIN?

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HMM. LARRY, 3.2 KILOGRAMS.

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FASCINATING.

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( slapping)

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THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND SIMILAR QUESTIONS

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A HANDS-ON LEARNING ENVIRONMENT

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OPENING THIS SATURDAY.

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NO, KID! DON'T!

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( screams)

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COMMAND LINK SEVERED.

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DEFAULT SETTING.

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CRUSH. KILL.

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DESTROY.

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DON'T. DON'T.

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CHILDREN, HELP!

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HE'S KILLING ME!

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( all cheering)

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WHAT A WHIMSICAL BUILDING.

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WHO SAYS SCIENCE CAN'T BE FUN?

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ME. I SMELL A MUSEUM.

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YEAH. GOOD THINGS DON'T END WITH "EUM."

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THEY END WITH "MANIA" OR "TERIA."

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WILL THERE BE BEER?

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Welcome to the Knowledgeum. I'm Troy McClure.

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"Welcome To Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?"

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While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders

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your car will unfortunately be subject to repeated break-ins..

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WHAT DID HE SAY? WHAT ABOUT MY CAR?

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All: WOW!

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Both: OH!

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( yelling)

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( ripping sounds)

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AND THE FLOOR WAS DONATED BY AMERICAN SUPERBALL.

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HEY, I'M GONNA GO TOSS THE VIRTUAL SALAD.

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I WANT TO READ THE GIANT BOOK.

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I'M GOING TO TRY THE SEX EDUCATION COMPUTER.

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COME ON, MAGGIE.

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LET'S TRY AND FIND THE ENORMOUS PENDULUM.

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WHOA!

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WAIT THERE.

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AH... THE SECTION NOW ILLUMINATED

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IS THE FLOATING-POINT UNIT

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ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITE UNITS.

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OH, WOW! GEEZ!

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OH. WELL!

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HOW DO YOU GET THIS THING TO PLAY BLACKJACK?

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STOP THAT. YOU'RE HURTING IT.

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HOW DOES IT WORK?

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WELL...

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BORING.

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AM I ON THE INTERNET?

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NO. YOU CAN ONLY ACCESS...

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BORING. WHAT'S THAT FIRE FOR?

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AT AN ALARMING SPEED!

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NO MORE PICTURES!

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AH! EHH!

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OVULATE, DAMN YOU!

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( buzzer sounds)

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OH.

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HEY, BABY, REMEMBER ME?

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WHOA! THIS WHOLE PLANET IS LIKE ONE BIG SKATE PARK.

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LOOK OUT, RALPH!

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WHOA!

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( makes static sound)

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HOUSTON, WE HAVE A BOOGER.

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YEAH. BLAST OFF!

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I KNOW YOU. MY DADDY TOOK YOUR BEER.

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WOW! THE BABY CAN TALK.

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I AM NOT A BABY.

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TELL IT TO THE EAR, BABY.

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( chuckling)

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GOOD ONE, GUYS.

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SIMPSON, GO KISS THE VIRTUAL ASS.

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OH, POOR LITTLE BOY.

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OH, NO. HE'LL BE FINE.

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INTO THIS OR THAT.

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( barking)

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( engine sounds)

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( barking)

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THAT'S A DOG HE MADE UP

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I TELL YOU, THAT DOG HAS HAD SOME AMAZING ADVENTURES.

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A LOT OF IMAGINATION.

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ARE ALL OVER HIM.

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MAYBE HE NEEDS SOME REAL FRIENDS.

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SURE. WE'D ALL LOVE SOME REAL FRIENDS, MARGE

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BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING?

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HELLO, RALPH.

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WHEN I WAS LITTLE