You Only Move Twice

Season 8 / Episode 2

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( bell ringing)

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( whistle blows)

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( playing the blues)

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D-ohh!

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( screams)

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( to tune of "Hooray for Hollywood") ♪ I work for Monty Burns ♪

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♪ Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh Monty Burns ♪

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Mr. Smithers, may we offer you a ride to work?

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( chuckling): No, thank you.

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( humming)

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We're from Globex Corporation.

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We'd like to talk to you about

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an exciting employment opportunity

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in our nuclear division.

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Flattered, but spoken for.

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We're prepared to offer you an impressive salary

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plus health benefits for you and your life partner.

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The answer is no.

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What's wrong with this country?

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Can't a man walk down the street

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without being offered a job?

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( sighs)

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We'll have to go to the next most senior man at the plant.

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Oh, here we are.

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Ten years' experience.

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His name is...

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Marge, I got a new job!

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It's with Globex Corporation.

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I get more money plus health benefits

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for me and my life partner.

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And, they'll move us and give us a nice house and liv--

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Move us?

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It's in Cypress Creek, upstate somewhere.

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You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?

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Of course not.

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I wouldn't do that.

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Why not?

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We have roots here, Homer.

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We have friends and family

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and library cards.

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Bart's lawyer is here.

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But Marge, this is a chance for me

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to fulfill my lifelong dream.

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What lifelong dream?

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Promise not to laugh?

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I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.

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( laughing)

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I'm sorry, Dad.

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I just find that very cute.

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Homer, I don't want to leave Springfield.

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I've dug myself into a happy little rut here

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and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it.

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Just bring the rut with you, honey.

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Come on, take a look.

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Let's watch something else.

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Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place.

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Let's watch this.

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Woman: Look at this place.

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Somebody ought to build a town that works.

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Announcer 1: Somebody did.

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It's called Cypress Creek--

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A planned community

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designed for the workers of the Globex Corporation.

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Cypress Creek-- where dreams come true.