Radioactive Man

Season 7 / Episode 2

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( bell ringing)

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D-OHH!

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( screams)

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AW, ALL THESE NEW SUPERHEROES SUCK.

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NONE OF THEM CAN HOLD A CANDLE

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TO RADIOACTIVE MAN.

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THE ONLY DECENT NEW ONE IS RADIATION DUDE.

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NAW, HE'S JUST

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A CHEAP IMITATION OF RADIOACTIVE MAN.

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EXPLAIN.

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THE SIMILARITIES ARE SUBTLE BUT MANY.

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FOR EXAMPLE, RADIOACTIVE MAN HAS HIS FAMOUS CATCHPHRASE

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"UP AND ATOM!"

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WITH "ATOM" SPELLED A-T-O-M IN A DELICIOUS PUN.

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GO ON.

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WHILE RADIATION DUDE

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HAS A SIMILAR BUT LAMER CATCHPHRASE,

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"UP AND LET'S GO."

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SO YOU KIDS FANCY YOURSELVES EXPERTS, EH?

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WELL, BETWEEN US, WE'VE READ ALL 814 ISSUES

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OF RADIOACTIVE MAN.

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YEAH, AND WE BOTH HAVE THE SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION ISSUE

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WHERE HE AND FALLOUT BOY GET KILLED ON EVERY PAGE!

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WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW THEN THAT HOLLYWOOD IS PLANNING

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A FEATURE FILM ABOUT RADIOACTIVE MAN.

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( gasping)

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I HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING

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ABOUT THAT AIR CONDITIONER SUCTION.

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WHO'S GOING TO PLAY RADIOACTIVE MAN?

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I WILL TELL YOU IN EXACTLY SEVEN MINUTES.

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OKAY, HERE WE ARE.

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"ALT-DOT-NERD-DOT-OBSESSIVE.

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"NEED KNOW STAR

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RM PIC."

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I DON'T SEE WHY RAINIER WOLFCASTLE

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SHOULD BE THE STAR.

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I THINK WE SHOULD BRING BACK DIRK RICHTER.

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KIDS WILL WANT TO SEE THE ORIGINAL RADIOACTIVE MAN.

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I KEEP TELLING YOU--

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HE'S 73 YEARS OLD, AND HE'S DEAD.

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GRANTED, BUT...

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BESIDES, WE WANT TO STAY AS FAR AWAY

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FROM THE CAMPY '70s VERSION AS POSSIBLE.

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BILLOWING BACKPACKS, RADIOACTIVE MAN!

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IT'S THE WORST VILLAIN OF THEM ALL!

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THE SCOUTMASTER!

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I SEE HIM, FALLOUT BOY.

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( a la Paul Lynde): GO GET THEM, SCOUTS.

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DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE YOUR NAILS, BOYS!

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( laughing)

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( disco music playing)

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SO, WHERE COULD WE SHOOT THIS PICTURE?

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WE NEED A CITY THAT HAS A NUCLEAR REACTOR AND A GORGE

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AND CAN GUARANTEE US THE FULL CORPORATION

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OF CITY OFFICIALS.

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I'LL CHECK VARIETY.

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WOW!

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LOOK AT THAT AD!

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ALL RIGHT, THIS PLACE MUST BE HOT.

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THEY DON'T NEED A BIG AD OR EVEN CORRECT SPELLING.

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I AGREE WITH THAT LOGIC.

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GET ME TWO PLANE TICKETS

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TO THE STATE THAT SPRINGFIELD IS IN.

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ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE $30 MILLION TO SPEND.

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WE'LL BLOW UP OUR DAMS, DESTROY FORESTS, ANYTHING.

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IF THERE'S A SPECIES OF ANIMAL THAT'S CAUSING YOU PROBLEMS,

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NOSING AROUND YOUR CAMERA,

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WE'LL HAVE IT WIPED OUT!

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LOOK, WE JUST WANT TO MAKE MOVIES

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NOT KILL THINGS.

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RIGHT.

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WE UNDERSTAND.

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Skinner: Students, I have an announcement.

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One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man...

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RADIOACTIVE MAN, STUPID!

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Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that.

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ANYWAY, A HOLLYWOOD STUDIO HAS DECIDED TO FILM

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THE RADIOACTIVE MAN MOVIE HERE IN SPRINGFIELD.

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( all cheering)

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And they will be holding auditions

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to find a local youngster to play Fallout Boy.

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( all gasping)

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Oh, and the air conditioner will be fixed this afternoon.

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( family munching)

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LOOK BEHIND YOU, RADIOACTIVE MAN!

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THE SUN IS EXPLODING AGAIN!

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BART, WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?

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YEAH, AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO?

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MARGE, DO YOU HAVE OTHER MEN IN THIS HOUSE?

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RADIOACTIVE MEN?

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I'M PRACTICING MY FALLOUT BOY DIALOGUE.

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IF I GET THIS ROLE, I COULD FINALLY COME TO TERMS

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WITH THIS FUNNY LITTLE MUDDLE CALLED BART.

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Everyone is talking about

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Radioactive Man

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y'all.

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WOW!

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YOU MEAN, YOU WERE ONE

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OF THE ORIGINAL LITTLE RASCALS?

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YEAH.

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WHICH ONE WERE YOU?

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THE UGLY ONE?

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WERE YOU THE UGLY ONE?

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NO. I WAS THE TOUGH KID-- SMELLY.

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MY SHTICK WAS LOOKING INTO AN EXHAUST PIPE

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AND GETTING A FACE FULL OF SOOT.

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NOBODY COULD DO THAT BETTER THAN ME.

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OF COURSE, IT WAS KIND OF HARD TO THINK OF REASONS

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FOR ME TO LOOK IN THAT EXHAUST PIPE EVERY TIME

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BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAD GOOD WRITERS.

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WILLIAM FAULKNER COULD WRITE AN EXHAUST PIPE GAG

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THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE YOU THINK.

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IF YOU WERE SUCH A BIG SHOT

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WHY AREN'T YOU STILL MAKING MOVIES?

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MOE?

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MOE?

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OH, NO. MY FAVORITE AGGIE.

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( car engine starts up)

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YOU STOLE MY BIT!

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THAT'S MY BIT!

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OOH, OOH, YOU STOLE MY BIT!

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CUT!

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OH, MY GOD!

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HE'S KILLED THE ORIGINAL ALFALFA!

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YEAH. LUCKILY, ALFALFA WAS AN ORPHAN

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OWNED BY THE STUDIO.

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All: OH, I SEE.

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YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.

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WITH WEALTHY HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE ON THE WAY

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LOCAL MERCHANTS CAN BE FORGIVEN

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FOR RAISING THEIR PRICES A LITTLE.

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WATCH OUT, RADIOACTIVE MAN!

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( all rehearsing line)

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WATCH.. OUT... RADIOACTIVE MAN.

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WATCH OUT!

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( gasping)

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RADIOACTIVE MAN!

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( cheering)

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TOTALLY AWESOME.

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

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IT'S ALL IN THE DELIVERY.

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NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT.

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OH, NO! RUN!

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WOW!

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( cheering)

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MOM... DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS.

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I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ACTOR.

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NONSENSE.

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YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.

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NOW TAKE OFF THOSE GLASSES

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SO THEY CAN SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES.

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( monotone): "AT LAST THE WORLD IS SAFE

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EH, FALLOUT BOY?"

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"WATCH OU..."

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NEXT.

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( laughing)

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HEY, THAT HURTS.

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NO WONDER NO ONE CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

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"AT LAST THE WORLD IS SAFE, EH, FALLOUT BOY?"

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WHAT'S FOR LUNCH TOMORROW?

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NEXT.

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CHICKEN NECKS?

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WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND... WAIT A MINUTE.

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THAT CHILD HAS THE EXACT QUALITIES WE'RE LOOKING FOR!

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HE'S PERFECT! WHAT IS HIS NAME?!

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I DON'T KNOW. HE JUST CAME ALONG WITH ONE OF THE OTHERS.

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HE DIDN'T SIGN UP OFFICIALLY.

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OH, FORGET HIM THEN.

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IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO THE OTHER CHILDREN

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WHO FILLED OUT THEIR APPLICATION FORMS IN FULL.

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NEXT!

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"AT LAST THE WORLD IS SAFE, EH, FALLOUT BOY?"

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WATCH OUT, RADIOACTIVE MAN!

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BRILLIANT READING. AGAIN.

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WATCH OUT, RADIOACTIVE MAN!

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FANTASTIC! ONE MORE TIME.

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WATCH OUT, RADIOACTIVE MAN!

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CONGRATULATIONS, BART SIMPSON!

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YOU'RE OUR NEW FALLOUT BOY!

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THAT'S WHAT I'D BE SAYING TO YOU

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IF YOU WEREN'T AN INCH TOO SHORT.

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NEXT.

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I'VE GOT TO GROW AN INCH BY TOMORROW

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OR I WON'T GET THAT PART.

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PULL, YOU MIGHTY STALLIONS!

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PULL! SHOW ME NO MERCY.

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OH!

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( alarm clock ringing )

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OH, I ONLY GREW HALF AN INCH.

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I'M STILL TOO SHORT.

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GROWING HALF AN INCH IN ONE DAY IS STILL PRETTY GOOD, BART.

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YEAH, THAT'S HOW FAST GRANDPA'S SHRINKING.

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OH, I'M AS TALL AS I EVER WAS.

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IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN LOOK TALLER

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WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING TALLER?

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GOOD NEWS, GENTLEMEN.

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I'VE GROWN THAT EXTRA INCH YOU WANTED

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PLUS SEVERAL FEET MORE.

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WE'VE FOUND OUR NEW FALLOUT BOY!

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AND HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

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HUH?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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MEET AMERICA'S NEW FALLOUT BOY.

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( cheering)

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OUT OF THE WAY.

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MILHOUSE, BABY!

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LIONEL HUTZ, YOUR NEW AGENT, BODYGUARD,

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UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHER AND DRUG DEALE...

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KEEPER-AWAYER.

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( yelling): MILHOUSE, WAIT!

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LEAVE ME ALONE!

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MOM! DAD!

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MAKE THEM STOP!

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WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?

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WE'VE HEARD YOU'VE BECOME A STAR.

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WE DECIDED WE BETTER START LIVING IN THE FAST LANE.

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WHAT IF I'M NOT A SUCCESS?

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HOW WILL YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS?

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I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SON.

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I'M WEARING A JACUZZI SUIT.

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( groans )

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OH! I JUST MISSED OUT

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ON THE GREATEST OPPORTUNITY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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GEORGE BURNS WAS RIGHT.

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SHOW BUSINESS IS A HIDEOUS BITCH GODDESS.

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CHEER UP, BART.

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MILHOUSE IS STILL GOING TO NEED A TRUE FRIEND.

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SOMEONE TO TELL HIM HE'S GREAT, SOMEONE TO RUB LOTION ON HIM

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SOMEONE HE CAN HURL WHISKEY BOTTLES AT WHEN HE'S FEELING LOW.

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YOU'RE RIGHT, LIS.

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I CAN SUCK UP TO HIM

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LIKE THE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE SUCK UP TO GOD.

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( banging)

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GUESS WHAT, KIDS?

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THEY'RE GOING TO PAY US $50 A DAY

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TO FILM SOME OF THE MOVIE HERE.

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WE'LL RUN THAT CABLE THROUGH HERE.

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CAREFUL, NOW.

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HEY...

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DIDN'T YOU DIRECT UNNATURAL DISCRETION?

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YES, I DID.

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OOH-WEE!

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WHOO! OH!

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YOU KNOW, I NEVER WALK OUT OF A MOVIE

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BUT YECH!

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( clearing throat)

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I'VE GOT AN IDEA, MR. SIMPSON--

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WHY DON'T YOU GET SOMETHING TO EAT FROM OUR FOOD TRUCK?

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( distant panting)

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MR. SIMPSON?

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YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME THE PART OF "KRISPY THE KLOWN."

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I'M SORRY. YOU'RE WRONG FOR THE PART.

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BUT LOOK AT MY RANGE.

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I'M SORRY. "KRISPY THE KLOWN" HAS BEEN CAST

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BUT I WILL HIRE YOU FOR "ANGRY THE CLOWN"

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"SILLY SAILOR" AND "DR. CLOWNEOUS."

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I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

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WELL, I MIGHT LET YOU DOWN ON "SILLY SAILOR."

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UP AND ATOM.

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UP AND AT THEM.

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UP AND ATOM!

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UP AND AT THEM!

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UP AND ATOM!

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UP AND AT THEM!

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BETTER.

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HI, MILHOUSE.

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HEY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW

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THAT I'M GLAD AT LEAST ONE OF US GOT THE PART.

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MILHOUSE!

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I DIDN'T DO IT.

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I WISHED HIM WELL.

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I WISHED HIM WELL!

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( screams)

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THE STUPID DUMMY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE YET.

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( sighing)

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THERE'S THE REAL MILHOUSE.

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( tires screeching)

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( gasping): MILHOUSE!

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HEY! YOU'RE NOT MILHOUSE.

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NO, I'M JUST MILHOUSE WHEN HE GETS HURT.

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( groans)

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OKAY, LET'S GET THE REAL MILHOUSE OVER HERE

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UNDER THE X-RAY TRUCK.

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HI, BART.

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HEY, COOL, MILHOUSE.

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YOU GET TO BE CRUSHED BY A TRUCK.

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IT SOUNDS LIKE MORE FUN THAN IT REALLY IS.

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HEY! I THINK I'M LYING ON A BROKEN BOTTLE.

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BEAUTIFUL! USE IT.

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OKAY, FALLOUT BOY ORIGIN SCENE-- TAKE ONE.

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ACTION!

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( sizzling)

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( grunting)

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UP AND AT THEM.

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THANKS FOR THE HELP, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER.

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SAY, I THINK THOSE X RAYS GAVE ME SUPER POWERS.

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AND, CUT!

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THAT WAS PERFECT. LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

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UH, THESE AREN'T REAL X RAYS, ARE THEY?

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GOOD QUESTION! WE'LL CHECK INTO THAT.

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OKAY, X-RAY MACHINE TO FULL POWER

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AND... ACTION!

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( sizzling)

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UH, SIR, WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE REAL COWS?

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COWS DON'T LOOK LIKE COWS ON FILM.

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YOU GOT TO USE HORSES.

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WHAT DO YOU DO

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IF YOU WANT SOMETHING

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THAT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE?

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USUALLY WE JUST TAPE A BUNCH OF CATS TOGETHER.

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YOU GUYS WORK ON THE MOVIE?

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YOU SAYING WE'RE NOT WORKING?

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OH, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A TEAMSTER.

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SO LAZY AND SURLY.

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YOU MIND IF I RELAX NEXT TO YOU?

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( yawning)

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( yawning)

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OH, HERE HE COMES.

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WHAT IS IT NOW, QUIMBY?

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NOTHING, NOTHING, ONLY THE CITY HAS JUST PASSED

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ANOTHER TAX ON PUFFY DIRECTING PANTS.

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BUT I DON'T WEAR PUFFY PANTS.

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I MEANT THE TAX ON NOT WEARING PUFFY PANTS.

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OY!

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I'M SORRY.

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WOW!

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YOU REALLY GOT IT MADE NOW, MILHOUSE.

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THIS IS LIVING.

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IS IT, BART?

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IS IT REALLY?

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YEAH.

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EVER SINCE I BECAME A MOVIE STAR

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I'VE BEEN MISERABLE.

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I HAD TO GET UP AT 5:00 A.M. JUST FOR MAKEUP.

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I LIKE THE WAY THE BLUSH BRINGS OUT MY CHEEKBONES

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BUT IT'S NOT WORTH IT

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AND MAKING MOVIES IS SO HORRIBLY REPETITIVE.

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I'VE SAID "JIMINY JILLIKERS" SO MANY TIMES

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THE WORDS HAVE LOST ALL MEANING.

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WE'VE GOT TO DO THE "JIMINY JILLIKERS" SCENE AGAIN, MILHOUSE.

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( growling): BUT WE ALREADY DID IT.

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IT TOOK SEVEN HOURS, BUT WE DID IT.

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IT'S DONE.

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YES, BUT WE'VE GOT TO DO IT FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES

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AGAIN AND AGAIN

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AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

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( screaming)

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YEAH...

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( sighing)

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I CAN'T BELIEVE SILLY SAILOR BEAT US BOTH UP

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AND IMPRISONED US IN HIS FLOATING AQUA WORLD.

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JIMINY JILLIKERS!

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TUT-TUT, NOW.

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THERE'S NO NEED FOR PROFANITY, FALLOUT BOY.

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EVERYONE IN TOWN HAS BEEN GOUGING US SILLY

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BUT IT'S WORTH IT.

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IT'S ALL UP THERE ON THE SCREEN.

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YES. THAT MILHOUSE IS GOING TO BE BIG.

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GABBY HAYES BIG!

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OKAY, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.

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THIS IS THE HARDEST, MOST EXPENSIVE SCENE IN THE MOVIE

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AND WE ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT IT, SO WE HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT.

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FALLOUT BOY WILL UNTIE RADIOACTIVE MAN

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AND PULL HIM TO SAFETY MOMENTS BEFORE HE'S HIT

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WITH A 40-FOOT. WALL OF SULFURIC ACID

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THAT WILL HORRIBLY BURN EVERYTHING IN IT'S PATH.

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NOW, THAT'S REAL ACID, SO I WANT TO SEE GOGGLES, PEOPLE.

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REAL ACID?

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OKAY, ROLL FILM...

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TIP THE ACID VATS...

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AND ACTION!

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( coughing)

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ONLY FALLOUT BOY CAN SAVE ME NOW.

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WHERE'S FALLOUT BOY?

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FALLOUT BOY!

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UH-OH.

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MY EYES!

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THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

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( crashing)

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WHERE IN THE HELL IS MILHOUSE?

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THAT ONE SHOT COST US A MILLION DOLLARS.

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Krusty: WHERE'S THE PRODUCER?

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I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS COFFEE.

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MILHOUSE!

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MILHOUSE!

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MILHOUSE! MILHOUSE!

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MILHOUSE!

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MILHOUSE!

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THANKS TO MODERN EDITING TECHNIQUES

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WE CAN USE EXISTING FOOTAGE TO COMPLETE THE FILM

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WITHOUT MILHOUSE.

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WATCH.

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IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE, FALLOUT BOY.

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JIMINY JILLIKERS, RADIOACTIVE MAN.

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WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT OUR WAY OUT.

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ARE YOU READY?

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YES.

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( grunting and groaning)

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SEAMLESS, HUH?

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YOU'RE FIRED.

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AND WITH GOOD CAUSE.

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( growling)

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OKAY. WE CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW.

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THESE DOGS NEVER FAIL.

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BUT... WILL THEY JUST FIND MILHOUSE

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OR WILL THEY FIND HIM AND KILL HIM?

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WELL, THEY'LL... WHEN THEY FIND HIM, THEY'LL, UM...

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( mumbling)

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UH, EXCUSE ME.

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YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME.

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YOU JUST TRAILED OFF.

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YEAH.

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YEAH, I DID KIND OF TRAIL OFF THERE, DIDN'T I?

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I KNOW MILHOUSE.

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I'LL JUST CHECK ALL HIS OLD HAUNTS.

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HAVE YOU SEEN MILHOUSE?

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NO. NOW, GO AWAY.

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WE'RE RACING FOR THE TITLE

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OF THE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE.

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ALL RIGHT.

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YO, DR. S., HAVE YOU SEEN MILHOUSE TODAY?

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NO.

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OKAY. THANKS.

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WAIT. DID YOU KNOW

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THAT THERE'S A DIRECT CORRELATION

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BETWEEN THE DECLINE OF SPIROGRAPH

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AND THE RISE IN GANG ACTIVITY?

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THINK ABOUT IT.

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I WILL.

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NO, YOU WON'T.