The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Season 5 / Episode 20

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[ Chorus ] ♪ THE SIMPSONS ♪

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[ Bell Ringing ]

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[ Whistle Blowing ]

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[ Beeping ]

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♪ [ Jazzy Solo ]

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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D'OH! [ Screams ]

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OH! HOW CAN THEY IMPRISON KIDS IN SCHOOL ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE THIS?

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THEY'RE NOT IMPRISONING US, BART. THEY'RE--

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PRISON BUS, OTTO? THE REGULAR SCHOOL BUS BROKE DOWN.

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SO TAKE A SEAT BEFORE I BLOW YOUR HEADS OFF!

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- OTTO! - OH, SORRY.

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THIS BUS AND I HAVE SORT OF A SHINING THING GOING ON.

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♪ [ Blues Harmonica ]

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[ Sighs Deeply ]

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AHHH--

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[ Sighs ] THIS IS WHAT BEING A KID IS ALL ABOUT.

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HEY, HUCK, WHAT'S L-I-N-C-O-N DOING HERE?

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I DON'T KNOW. IT'S YOUR FANTASY.

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- HI, ABE. - HELLO, BART.

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[ All Groaning ] OW! OW!

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WELL, CHILDREN, OUR NEW ULTRA-HARD POSTURIFIC CHAIRS HAVE ARRIVED.

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THEY'VE BEEN DESIGNED BY EMINENT POSTUROLOGISTS...

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TO ELIMINATE SLOUCHING BY THE YEAR 3000.

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MRS. KRABAPPEL-- [ Groans ] I'M HAVING BACK SPASMS!

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[ Chuckles ] I KNOW THEY SEEM A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW.

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BUT EVENTUALLY YOUR BONES WILL CHANGE SHAPE.

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[ Slurred ] I'VE LOST ALL FEELING IN THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY.

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YEAH. YEAH. NOW, UNFORTUNATELY OUR SCHOOL CLOCKS HAVE BEEN RUNNING FAST ALL SEMESTER,

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SO TODAY WE ALL HAVE TO STAY TWO EXTRA HOURS TO MAKE UP FOR THE TIME WE LOST.

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- HA! - [ Groaning ]

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Chittering ]

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[ Engine Revving ]

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AND TO THINK I GOT ALL THIS AFTER DROPPING OUT OF THE FOURTH GRADE.

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[ Laughs ] [ Tires Screech ]

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THAT DOES IT. I'M OUTTA HERE.

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MRS. KRABAPPEL, I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST.

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I HAVE A CARAWAY SEED CAUGHT UNDER MY BRIDGEWORK.

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MY MOM'S NUMBER'S THERE IF YOU WANNA CHECK UP ON ME.

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THAT'S OKAY, BART. I TRUST YOU.

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"PLEASE EXCUSE MY HANDWRITING.

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"I BUSTED WHICHEVER HAND IT IS I WRITE WITH.

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SIGNED, MRS. SIMPSON."

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YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE SUSPICIOUS, EDNA. TO THE CRIME LAB.

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HMM. INCONCLUSIVE. [ Scoffs ]

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I WISH MORE STUDENTS HAD AGREED TO THESE ELECTRONIC TRACKING IMPLANTS.

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WE ONLY HAD ONE VOLUNTEER.

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SPILL IT! WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

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YOU'D BETTER ANSWER HIM, LISA. HE'S A BAD MAN.

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- [ Giggling ] - WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?

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YOU STARTED OFF AS THE BAD COP.

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AND NOW YOU'RE THE GOOD ONE. YOU AND WILLIE GOT MIXED-UP ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO.

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WE DID NOT! NOW, WHERE'S BART? YOU BETTER TELL ME!

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OH! YOU BETTER TELL HIM, LASSIE. I CANNOT CONTROL HIM WHEN HE GETS LIKE THIS.

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[ Giggles ] NOW YOU'RE THE GOOD COP.

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WHAT?

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[ Sighs ]

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THE JOYS OF MORTGAGING YOUR FUTURE.

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[ Splashing ] HUH?

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[ Gasps ] MY FANTASY'S COME TRUE!

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HEY, KID. YOU WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?

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[ Screams ]

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IF I WERE A TRUANT BOY OUT FOR A GOOD TIME, I'D BE RIGHT HERE--

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THE SPRINGFIELD NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM.

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[ Chuckling ] YOU'RE MINE, SIMPSON.

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LOOK, IF I WAS UNDER 17, I'D BE IN SCHOOL, RIGHT?

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YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. ENJOY BOOB-A-RAMA,SIR.

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WHY, THERE ARE NO CHILDREN HERE AT THE 4-H CLUB EITHER.

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AM I SO OUT OF TOUCH?

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NO. IT'S THE CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG.

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SOLD TO THE SMALL MAN WITH THE RUNNY NOSE FOR 2.3 MILLION.

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- [ Snickers ] - [ Clears Throat ]

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OUR NEXT HIGHEST BID, UH,

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I BELIEVE WAS YOURS, SIR, FOR 2.1 MILLION.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Doors Slam ] YES. WERE THERE ANY SERIOUS BIDS FOR THIS PAINTING?

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[ All Murmuring ]

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- [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ]

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CAN'T LET DAD SEE ME PLAYING HOOKY!

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CAN'T LET THE BOY SEE ME SKIPPIN' WORK.

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GOOD AFTERNOON. HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?

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[ Both Snicker ]

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[ Both ] SUCKER!

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[ Gasps ] A SPOOR! HMM--

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HIS BRAND OF GUM, DOUBLEMINT.

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TRYING TO DOUBLE YOUR FUN, EH, BART?

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WELL, I'LL DOUBLE YOUR DETENTION.

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[ Chuckles ] I WISH SOMEONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR THAT.

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AND SO WE ENTER ENDGAME.

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AY, CARAMBA!

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[ Panting ]

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[ Evil Laugh ]

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LET'S SEE HIM TRACK ME NOW.

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OH, MY GOD! HE IS LIKE SOME SORT OF...

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NON-GIVING UP...

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SCHOOL GUY.

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Whimpers ]

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OH, HE'S CLOSE.

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I CAN TASTE HIS FEAR.

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WHAT THE--

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[ Laughs ]

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FREDDY, HONEY. I THINK SOMETHING JUST DROPPED INTO THE BACKSEAT.

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I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK.

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GIMME THE BALL!

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PEOPLE, THE PUNCH HAS BEEN SPIKED. [ Laughs ]

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[ Laughs ] THAT'S MY NEPHEW,

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DISPLAYING THE QUIMBY WIT THAT'S WON THE PUBLIC'S HEART.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREDDY. AND MAY ALL YOUR DISGRACES BE, UH, PRIVATE.

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- YES. - [ All ] HEAR! HEAR!

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AND WHO ARE YOU, LITTLE BOY?

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I'M ONE OF YOUR NEPHEWS YOU DON'T SEE VERY OFTEN, UH, BART-BART.

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HEY, McBAIN, I'M A BIG FAN, BUT YOUR LAST MOVIE REALLY SUCKED.

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I KNOW. THERE WERE SCRIPT PROBLEMS FROM DAY ONE.

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YEAH, I'LL SAY. MAGIC TICKET MY ASS, McBAIN.

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MARIA, MY MIGHTY HEART IS BREAKING.

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I'LL BE IN THE HUMVEE.

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[ Chattering ]

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HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

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IT IS A BOWL OF "SHAO-DAIR," SIR.

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WAIT A MINUTE. COME HERE. WHAT DID YOU CALL IT?

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SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR. COME ON. SAY IT.

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[ Clears Throat ] "SHOW-DAIR."

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[ Laughing ]

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"SHAO-DAIR"? "SHAO-DAIR"?

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IT'S "CHOWDAH." SAY IT RIGHT!

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- "SHAH-DER." - [ Laughs ]

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COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT THROUGH DEMEANING YOU!

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WOW! THIS IS THE BIGGEST RICE KRISPY SQUARE I'VE EVER SEEN.

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BOY, THE RICH SURE KNOW HOW TO LIVE.

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SAY IT, FRENCHY. SAY "CHOWDAH"! NEVER!

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[ Freddy ] OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT. I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.

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[ Pots Banging ] [ Glass Shattering ]

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[ Snapping ] [ Waiter ] OW, OOH. OW, OOH. OW, OOH.

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WHOA!

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[ Gasps ] OY! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

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OH, MY GOD!

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SOMEONE'S TAKEN A BITE OUT OF THE BIG RICE KRISPY SQUARE!

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OH, YEAH, AND THE WAITER'S BEEN BRUTALLY BEATEN. [ Laughs ]

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[ Groans ]

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IT SAYS FREDDY QUIMBY BEAT A WAITER HALF TO DEATH.

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THOSE QUIMBY CHILDREN ARE SO WILD AND RICH.

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I HOPE HE FINALLY GETS WHAT'S COMING TO HIM.

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BUT FREDDY QUIMBY'S INNOCENT! HOW DO YOU KNOW? THERE WEREN'T ANY WITNESSES.

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[ Chuckles ] OH, YEAH. RIGHT.

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YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WOULD'VE SEEN SOMETHING AT A CROWDED PARTY LIKE THAT.

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WELL, THEY DIDN'T, OKAY? THEY DIDN'T!

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IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE IN BLACK-AND-WHITE, "NO WITNESSES."

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CASE CLOSED. NOW, LET'S ALL READ THE FUNNIES.

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OH, LOOK, CHARLIE BROWN SAID, "GOOD GRIEF."

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[ Chuckles ] I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN'.

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LISA, I GOTTA TELL SOMEBODY.

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I WAS AT THE QUIMBY COMPOUND YESTERDAY WHEN THAT FROG WAITER GOT WHACKED.

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I KNOW THAT FREDDY QUIMBY IS INNOCENT.

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YOU'RE A WITNESS? BART, YOU HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE.

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- [ Sighs ] I CAN'T. - WHY?

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[ Brakes Squeal ] BART SIMPSON, I KNOW YOU CUT SCHOOL YESTERDAY.

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AND AS SOON AS I CAN PROVE IT, I'M SHIPPING YOU OFF...

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TO THE CHRISTIAN MILITARY REFORM SCHOOL.

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WHAT HE SAID.

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OH, I SEE. IF YOU TESTIFY, SKINNER WILL KNOW YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL.

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WELL, IF FREDDY QUIMBY DIDN'T DO IT,

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I'M SURE HE'LL BE FOUND INNOCENT BY A FAIR AND IMPARTIAL JURY.

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OH, JURY DUTY!

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I'LL SEE THAT QUIMBY KID HANG FOR THIS!

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[ Sighs ] I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO WATCH HIM OPEN THE MAIL.

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LET'S GO OVER TO THE COUNTY COURTHOUSE LIVE TO KENT BROCKMAN.

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...OCKMAN, JUST OUTSIDE THE COUNTY COURTROOM WHERE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT CHOWDER...

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HAS SPILLED OVER INTO THE BIGGEST TRIAL IN SPRINGFIELD HISTORY.

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BEHIND THESE DOORS, A FEDERAL JUDGE WILL LADLE OUT STEAMING BOWLS...

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OF RICH, CREAMY JUSTICE IN A CASE THE MEDIA HAVE DUBBED...

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"BEAT-UP WAITER." [ Scoffs ]

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THIS REPORTER SUGGESTED "WAITERGATE,"

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BUT WAS SHOUTED DOWN AT THE PRESS CLUB.

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NOW, IT'S ILLEGAL TO TELEVISE COURT PROCEEDINGS IN THIS STATE,

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[ Whispering ] SO WE'LL HAVE TO BE QUIET.

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[ Thinking ] I KNOW YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS, BART.

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JUST A LITTLE REMINDER-- IF I FIND OUT YOU CUT CLASS,

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YOUR ASS IS MINE.

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YES, YOU HEARD ME.

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I THINK WORDS I WOULD NEVER SAY.

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I KNOW YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS, BOY.

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♪ MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW ♪

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♪ MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW ♪

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I INTEND TO PROVE THAT FREDDY QUIMBY IS TOTALLY INNOCENT.

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FIRST OF ALL, HIS ACCUSER IS A VERY SHADY CHARACTER.

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THAT WAITER, MR. LACOSTE, NOT ONLY WASN'T BORN IN SPRINGFIELD,

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HE WASN'T EVEN BORN IN THIS COUNTRY!

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[ Gasping, Murmuring ]

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IT'S AN EXCLUSIVE! FROM NOW ON, YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING.

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UH, FREDDY QUIMBY WAS WITH ME THE ENTIRE... NIGHT IN QUESTION.

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WE WERE COLLECTING CANNED GOODS FOR THE STARVING PEOPLE IN,

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UH, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM LOSER COUNTRIES.

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WELL, THAT CLEARS QUIMBY. HE'S CLEARLY INNOCENT.

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OH, GOOD. MY LAUNDRY IS DONE.

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YOU SEE, LISA? THEY DON'T NEED MY TESTIMONY.

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ONLY BECAUSE MAYOR QUIMBY IS BUYING HIS NEPHEW'S FREEDOM.

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[ Sighs ] THE SYSTEM WORKS. JUST ASK CLAUS VON BULOW.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M GOING TO PROVE TO YOU NOT ONLY THAT FREDDY QUIMBY IS GUILTY,

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BUT THAT HE IS ALSO INNOCENT OF NOT BEING GUILTY.

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I REFER YOU TO MY EXPERT WITNESS, DR. HIBBERT.

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WELL, ONLY ONE IN TWO MILLION PEOPLE HAS...

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WHAT WE CALL THE "EVIL GENE."

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HITLER HAD IT. WALT DISNEY HAD IT.

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AND FREDDY QUIMBY HAS IT. [ Chuckles ]

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THANK YOU, DR. HIBBERT. I REST MY CASE.

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YOU REST YOUR CASE?

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WHAT? OH, NO. I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

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CASE CLOSED.

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EXCUSE ME, YOUR HONOR. YES, I'D LIKE TO BRING SOMETHING TO THE COURT'S ATTENTION.

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[ Snoring ]

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- HUH? WHAT? - GIVE THOSE GLASSES TO THE BAILIFF.

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ALL RIGHT.

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AND THOSE. OH!

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YOUR HONOR, EVEN THOUGH I'VE PROVEN MY CLIENT'S INNOCENCE,

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I'D STILL LIKE TO CALL FREDDY QUIMBY TO THE STAND...

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SO THAT WE CAN ALL BASK IN HIS GENTLE DECENCY.

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HE'S WEALTHY, THEREFORE, INHERENTLY GOOD. [ Woman ] YES, INNOCENT.

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MR. QUIMBY, DID YOU ASSAULT MR. LACOSTE?

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OF COURSE NOT. I LOVE EACH AND EVERY LIVING THING ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

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WELL, THEREFORE, YOU CERTAINLY WOULD NEVER LOSE YOUR TEMPER...

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OVER SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS THE PRONUNCIATION OF "CHOWDER."

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THAT'S "CHOWDAH!" "CHOWDAH!" I'LL KILL YOU!

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I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!

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[ Gasps, Murmuring ] HE'S CLEARLY GUILTY.

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WOW, THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. THE DEFENSE RESTS.

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WILL THE JURY RETIRE AND COME TO ITS DECISION?

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[ Chuckles ] THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.

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HE'S CLEARLY GUILTY. WE'LL PROBABLY BE HOME BY DINNERTIME.

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GOOD. TONIGHT, THE DOG FROM FRASIER IS GONNA RIDE THE DOLPHIN ON SEAQUEST.

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WELL, BART, BECAUSE OF YOU,

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A HORRIBLE YET INNOCENT PERSON IS GOING TO JAIL.

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HMM. MAYBE I SHOULD COME FORWARD.

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OH, I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE SENTENCING PART. THAT'S WHERE I REALLY SHINE.

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BART SIMPSON, FOR THE HEINOUS CRIME OF HOOKY,

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I SENTENCE YOU TO A LIFETIME OF HARD LABOR IN THE CAFETERIA.

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[ Raspy Voice ] MORE CREAMED CORN, JIMBO JR.?

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THIS CREAMED CORN TASTES LIKE CREAMED CRAP.

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WATCH THE POTTY MOUTH, HONEY.

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[ Sighs ]

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YOUR SISTER SAYS YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ME.

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WHAT? UH--

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UM, YEAH. OH, I JUST-- I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW GREAT IT IS...

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TO FINALLY SEE SOME CHICKS ON THE BENCH.

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- MM. - KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, TOOTS.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Groans ] [ Chuckles ] CHICKS ON THE BENCH.

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WHY BOTHER VOTIN'? HE'S GUILTY.

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WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT OFFICIAL.

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WHAT DOES "SEQUESTERED" MEAN? IF THE JURY IS DEADLOCKED, THEY ARE PUT IN A HOTEL TOGETHER...

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SO THEY CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD.

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- WHAT DOES "DEADLOCKED" MEAN? - IT'S WHEN THE JURY CAN'T AGREE ON A VERDICT.

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- UH-HUH. AND "IF"? - A CONJUNCTION MEANING...

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"IN THE EVENT THAT" OR "ON CONDITION THAT."

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SO IF WE DON'T ALL VOTE THE SAME WAY,

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WE'LL BE DEADLOCKED...

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AND HAVE TO BE SEQUESTERED...

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IN THE SPRINGFIELD PALACE HOTEL.

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THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, HOMER.

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LET'S VOTE. MY LIVER IS FAILING.

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WHERE WE'LL GET: A FREE ROOM, FREE FOOD, FREE SWIMMING POOL,

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FREE HBO-- OOH! FREE WILLY!

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JUSTICE IS NOT A FRIVOLOUS THING, SIMPSON.

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IT HAS LITTLE, IF ANYTHING, TO DO WITH A DISOBEDIENT WHALE.

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NOW LET'S VOTE. UH, HOW ARE THE REST OF YOU VOTING?

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- GUILTY. - OKAY, FINE.

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- HOW MANY S's IN "INNOCENT"? - [ Groaning ]

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I'M ONLY DOING WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT.

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I BELIEVE FREDDY QUIMBY SHOULD WALK OUT OF HERE A FREE HOTEL.

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OH, I MISS YOU TOO, MARGE.

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BUT THE LAW NEEDS ME. I'LL BE HOME AS SOON AS I CAN.

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ROOM SERVICE, SEND UP TWO MORE POT ROASTS...

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AND THREE MORE PILLOWS WITH MINTS ON 'EM.

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YOU KNOW, [ Chuckles ]

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WE'RE KIND OF LIKE THE ORIGINAL ODD COUPLE.

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YOU'RE THE MESSY ONE, AND I'M--

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SHUT UP! OH, YES. VERY WELL.

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♪ [ Itchy And Scratchy Theme ] SO, BART,

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HAVE YOUR INSIDES BEEN GNAWED AWAY BY GUILT YET?

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SELL IT TO HALLMARK, SIS.

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YOU'RE LOOKING AT CUCUMBER BOY. AS IN, "COOL AS A."

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[ Announcer ] NEXT ON McGARNIGAL--

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McGARNIGAL IS FRAMED FOR A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT.

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AND ONLY ONE WITNESS CAN CLEAR HIS NAME,

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A LITTLE SISSY BOY WHO'S TOO SCARED TO COME FORWARD.

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YOU GOTTA TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAW, BILLY.

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BUT I'M SO SCARED, McGARNIGAL.

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YOU GOTTA DO THIS ONE FOR ME, BILLY. McGARNIGAL.

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OKAY. FOR YOU, McGARNIGAL.

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WELL, McGARNIGAL, BILLY IS DEAD!

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THEY SLIT HIS THROAT FROM EAR TO EAR.

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HEY, I'M TRYING TO EAT LUNCH HERE.

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JUMP, FREE WILLY! JUMP.

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JUMP WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.

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- AHH-- [ Screams ] - [ Splats ]

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[ Woman ] OH, NO. WILLY DIDN'T MAKE IT!

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AND HE CRUSHED OUR BOY!

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[ Man ] UGH! WHAT A MESS. OH!

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I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW DIRECTOR'S CUT.

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[ Straining ]

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GOT IT, BARN? [ Barney ] GOT WHAT?

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[ Crashes ] OW!

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YOU'RE STEALING A TABLE? I'M NOT STEALIN' IT.

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HOTELS EXPECT YOU TO TAKE A FEW THINGS. IT'S A SOUVENIR.

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AH. IS THAT MY NECKTIE YOU'RE WEARING? SOUVENIR.

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♪ [ Humming ] MOM, WHAT IF THERE'S A REALLY BAD, CRUMMY GUY...

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WHO'S GOING TO JAIL, BUT I KNOW HE'S INNOCENT.

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WELL, BART, YOUR UNCLE ARTHUR USED TO HAVE A SAYING,

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"SHOOT 'EM ALL, AND LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT."

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UNFORTUNATELY, ONE DAY HE PUT HIS THEORY INTO PRACTICE.

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IT TOOK 75 FEDERAL MARSHALS TO BRING HIM DOWN.