Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
Season 5 / Episode 19

[ Chorus ] ♪ THE SIMPSONS ♪

[ Bell Ringing ]

[ Tires Screeching ]

D'OH! [ Screams ]

[ Man ] ♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO ♪

♪ IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE ♪

♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME ♪

♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS ♪

♪ AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪

♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪

♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ [ Continues ] [ Bart Laughing ]

OH, THEY'RE GONNA EAT THIS UP IN SHOW-AND-TELL.

I'M NOT SURE IF I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THE IDEA...

OF YOUR CLASSMATES LAUGHING AT OUR FAMILY'S PRIVATE MOMENTS.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF 20 YEARS FROM NOW...

PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT THINGS YOU DID?

NOT LIKELY. COME ON. HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT YOURSELF.

I'M A BIG BOY TODAY.

[ Laughing ]

[ Groans ] I GOTTA FIND SOMETHING ELSE QUICK.

WHY DON'T YOU BRING THIS POTATO? IT'S PRETTY BIG.

MOM, YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO GIVE ME POTATOES.