Bart Gets an Elephant

Season 5 / Episode 17

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[ Chorus ] ♪ THE SIMPSONS ♪

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[ Bell Ringing ]

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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D'OH! [ Screams ]

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[ Birds Chirping ]

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[ Grumbling ]

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[ Splat ]

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SANDWICH. [ Groans ]

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[ Items Crunching ]

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HMM, UNDERPANTS.

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HMM?

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[ Groans ]

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BOWLING BALL. MORE UNDERPANTS.

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[ Both ] HI, MOM. HI, MOM.

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[ All Chomping, Swallowing ]

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AFTER BREAKFAST, ME AND MILHOUSE ARE GOING DOWN TO THE RAVINE.

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WE GOT A TIP FROM A SIX-YEAR-OLD THAT THERE'S A DEAD MARTIAN DOWN THERE.

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AND I'M GOING TO THE PARK TO JAM WITH THE LITTLE WHITE GIRLS BLUES QUARTET.

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WANNA COME WITH ME, DADDIO? I'D LOVE TO, HONEY,

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BUT DADDY HAS TO GO TO A BEER-DRINKING CONTEST TODAY.

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- THINK YOU'LL WIN? - SON, WHEN YOU PARTICIPATE IN SPORTING EVENTS,

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IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, IT'S HOW DRUNK YOU GET.

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GOTCHA. WELL, GOTTA GO. [ Homer, Lisa ] ME TOO.

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UH, IT'S HARD FOR US TO LEAVE WHEN YOU'RE STANDING THERE, MOM.

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- PUSH HER DOWN, SON. - NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE.

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WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

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[ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]

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OH, DEAR GOD, NO!

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[ Panting, Struggling ]

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I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE.

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NOW, EACH ONE OF YOU TAKE A FLOOR AND GET STARTED.

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- I CALL THE BASEMENT. - [ All ] FINE.

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D'OH?

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D'OH!

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[ Squeaking ] I'M TIRED. I'M HUNGRY. CAN'T WE JUST BUY A NEW HOUSE?

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OH, BART, CLEANING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A CHORE.

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HERE, WORK TO THE MUSIC.

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♪ YOU LOAD 16 TONS AND WHAT DO YOU GET ♪

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♪ ANOTHER DAY OLDER AND DEEPER IN DEBT ♪

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AMEN, ERNIE. ♪ [ Continues ]

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[ Sputtering, Engine Starts ] [ Grunting ]

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ALL DONE. YOU'RE NOT DONE.

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I WANT YOU TO THROW AWAY THESE OLD CALENDARS AND TV GUIDES.

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ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN?

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YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN AN OLD CALENDAR MIGHT COME IN HANDY.

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SURE, IT'S NOT 1985 RIGHT NOW, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING?

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AND THESE TV GUIDES. SO MANY MEMORIES.

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"GOMER UPSETS SERGEANT CARTER."

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OH, I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT EPISODE.

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PYLE! SHAZAM!

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PYLE! SHAZAM!

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PYLE! SHAZAM!

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[ Laughs ] SHAZAM.

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STOP REMEMBERING TV AND GET BACK TO WORK.

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WHAT'S THE POINT OF ALL THIS CLEANING?

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ARE WE SO VAIN?

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[ Vacuum Whirring ] ♪ [ Jazz ] HMM?

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HEY, CLINTON, GET BACK TO WORK.

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MAKE ME.

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[ Sighs ] THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME, AND I'M STUCK IN HERE.

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♪ [ Sour Note ]

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OOH!

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HMM. "USE ONLY IN A WELL-VENTILATED AREA."

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SHOVE IT, BUDDY.

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[ Grunting ]

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WHOO! AHH!

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[ Homer Blabbering ]

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[ Popping, Squeaking ]

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HUH? WHEE!

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[ All Growling ]

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[ Straining ]

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I MUST DESTROY YOU!

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Marge ] HOMER, WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

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NOTHING. THEN STOP SCREAMING SO LOUD.

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OKAY. [ Quieter Screaming ]

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♪ [ Radio: Country ]

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Deejay ] AND THAT WAS "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT."

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NOW LET'S MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF OUR LUCKY PHONE CALLS.

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[ Deejay #2 ] THE SPECIAL PHRASE THAT PAYS,

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AND YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF $10,000 IN CASH-- [ Cash Register Dings ]

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[ Laughs ] OR A REALLY STUPID PRIZE.

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[ Clock Cuckoos ] [ Deejay #1 Laughs ] WELL, LET'S MAKE THAT CALL.

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[ Rings ] KBBL IS GONNA GIVE ME SOMETHING STUPID!

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[ Grampa ] BART, I'M HAVING PALPITATIONS!

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CAN'T TIE UP THE LINE, GRAMPA.

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[ All Groaning ] THERE. ISN'T THAT A LOT BETTER?

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NOW YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT DON'T MESS UP THE HOUSE.

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[ All ] WE WON'T.

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[ Scoffs ] AND NOW LET'S TRY ANOTHER LUCKY PHONE CALL.

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[ Rings ]

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HELP! HELP US!

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THEY STOLE OUR UNIFORMS, GUNS AND TASERS!

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OOH, FRY, PIGGY. [ Electrical Charge ]

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[ Wiggum ] NO, NO, NO, DON'T!

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[ Electrical Charge ] [ Wiggum Yelling ]

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A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

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[ Electrical Charge ] AHH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

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OH, I'M SORRY THE PHRASE IS "KBBL IS GONNA GIVE ME SOMETHING STUPID."

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[ Deejay #2 ] PRETTY WEIRD. [ Laughs ]

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- [ Deejay #1 ] LET'S TRY ONE MORE NUMBER. - [ Phone Rings ]

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- HELLO. - KBBL IS GONNA GIVE ME SOMETHING STUPID!

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WELL, HOT DOG, WE HAVE A "WIENER." [ Alarm Sounds ]

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- HELLO? - I WON! I WON!

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YOU WIN YOUR CHOICE OF $10,000 OR-- WHAT'S OUR GAG PRIZE THIS WEEK, BILL?

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[ Bill Laughs ] A FULL-GROWN AFRICAN ELEPHANT.

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WELL, ALL THAT MONEY SOUNDS MIGHTY TEMPTING, MARTY,

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BUT I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THE ELEPHANT.

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HE'S TAKING THE ELEPHANT INSTEAD OF THE MONEY.

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[ Marty Whispering ] THE KID WANTS THE ELEPHANT. WE DON'T HAVE A DAMN ELEPHANT.

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DON'T WHISPER INTO THE MIKE. [ Clears Throat ] KID, THE ELEPHANT'S A GAG PRIZE.

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NOBODY TAKES THE GAG PRIZE. YOU WANT THE CASH. I WANT THE ELEPHANT.

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[ Laughs ] STICK IT TO THE MAN.

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NO, WAIT! WE'LL CALL YOU BACK.

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BART, WITH $10,000, WE'D BE MILLIONAIRES!

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WE COULD BUY ALL KINDS OF USEFUL THINGS LIKE... LOVE.

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OR DOUBLE-PLY WINDOWS. THEY LOOK JUST LIKE REGULAR WINDOWS,

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BUT THEY'LL SAVE US FOUR PERCENT ON OUR HEATING BILL.

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WELL, THEY WILL.

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YOU ALL SEEM TO BE FORGETTING THE MOST IMPORTANT THING,

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WHICH IS, THAT IT'S WRONG TO IMPRISON AN ANIMAL.

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- LISA, GO TO YOUR ROOM. - [ Man Laughing ]

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WE APPRECIATE YOU COMING DOWN, BUT, LOOK, KID.

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THE THING IS, UH-- [ Chuckles ]

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WE DON'T HAVE AN ELEPHANT. [ Laughs ]

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COME ON, KID, JUST TAKE THE MONEY, HUH? OTHERWISE, WE MIGHT GET FIRED.

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- YOU DON'T WANT US TO GET FIRED, DO YOU? - EH, EITHER WAY.

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[ Both Gasp ]

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WE THINK WE KNOW HOW YOUR MIND WORKS, BART, SO HOW 'BOUT THIS?

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WE PAY YOUR PRINCIPAL $10,000 TO PULL DOWN HIS PANTS...

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AND KEEP 'EM DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. [ Laughs ]

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- I'LL DO IT, BART. - UM... NO.

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OKAY, OKAY. WHAT IF WE USE THE 10,000 TO SURGICALLY TRANSFORM SKINNER HERE...

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INTO A-- SOME KIND OF A LOBSTER-LIKE CREATURE?

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WELL, NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE. THAT WASN'T DISCUSSED WITH ME.

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UH, GENTLEMEN, I AM NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY ELEPHANT.

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- HEY! - WHEE!

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WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?

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♪ [ Static, Mellow Music ] [ Bart ] WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?

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WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?

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♪ [ Mellow ] WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?

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HEY, THEY'RE PLAYING "THE ELEPHANT SONG."

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I LOVE THAT. REMINDS ME OF ELEPHANTS.

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SO, ISN'T THAT WHAT WE'RE ALL ASKING IN OUR OWN LIVES?

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WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT? I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN ASKING.

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[ Electrical Crackling ]

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LOOK, OUR RATINGS ARE DOWN, AND THE STATION IS BEING SWAMPED...

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WITH ANGRY CALLS AND LETTER BOMBS.

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- AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. - YES, IT IS, MA'AM.

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THIS IS THE DJ-3000.

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IT PLAYS CDs AUTOMATICALLY,

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AND IT HAS THREE DISTINCT VARIETIES OF INANE CHATTER.

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[ Man ] HEY, HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER OUT THERE?

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WHOA, THAT WAS THE CALLER FROM HELL.

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WELL, HOT DOG, WE HAVE A "WIENER."

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MAN, THAT THING'S GREAT.

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DON'T PRAISE THE MACHINE.

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IF YOU DON'T GET THAT KID AN ELEPHANT BY TOMORROW, THE DJ-3000 GETS YOUR JOB.

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[ Grunts ] LOOKS LIKE THOSE CLOWNS IN CONGRESS DID IT AGAIN.

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WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS. [ Laughs ]

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HOW DOES HE KEEP UP WITH THE NEWS LIKE THAT?

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[ Doorbell Rings ] [ Yawns ]

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- [ Gasps ] - [ Tires Squeal ]

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[ Marge, Homer Gasp ]

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WHOO-HO-HO-HO!

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[ Trumpets ]

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[ Elephant Trumpets ]

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[ Snorting ] HOMER?

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IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD GORE.

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[ Chuckles ] IT DOES LOOK LIKE AL GORE.

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OH, HE SMELLS WORSE THAN ANYTHING.

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HEY, YOU, ELEPHANT! LIFT ME UP ON YOUR BACK, MAN. WHOO!

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[ Marge Gasps ] BART!

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[ Grunts ] COOL!

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[ Chuckles ] HE TRIED TO KILL ME.

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I REALLY THINK THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

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MARGE, I AGREE WITH YOU IN THEORY.

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IN THEORY, COMMUNISM WORKS.

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IN THEORY.

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LOOK, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.

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[ Trumpets ]

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I THINK I'M GONNA CALL HIM STAMPY.

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[ Trumpets ]

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WHAT'S HE YELLING ABOUT? HE'S HUNGRY.

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HERE YOU GO, STAMPY. EAT IT SLOW. IT HAS TO LAST FOR--

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YOU ATE IT TOO FAST.

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MAYBE IF WE TIED IT DOWN SO IT COULDN'T MOVE, IT WOULDN'T GET SO HUNGRY.

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT, DAD. IT'S CRUEL!

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OH, EVERYTHING'S CRUEL ACCORDING TO YOU.

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KEEPING HIM CHAINED UP IN THE BACKYARD IS CRUEL.

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PULLING ON HIS TAIL IS CRUEL.

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YELLING IN HIS EARS IS CRUEL.

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EVERYTHING IS CRUEL.

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SO EXCUSE ME IF I'M CRUEL! [ Yells ]

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- [ Chomps ] - [ Muffled Yelling ]

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[ Grunts, Breathing Heavily ]

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NOW I'VE HAD MY HEAD IN AN ELEPHANT, A HIPPO AND A GIANT SLOTH.

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[ Swallowing ]

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[ Crunching ]

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[ Grunts ] I THINK YOU'RE TAKING UNFAIR ADVANTAGE OF MY GENEROUS OFFER.

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- SHUT UP! - [ Stampy, Labored Breathing ]

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HE CAN'T JUST EAT PEANUTS, DAD. HE NEEDS PLANTS TO LIVE.

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PLANTS, EH?

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[ Squirrels Chittering ]

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STRIP THE BARK NOW, STAMPY.

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HEY, ANY MORE ARBORETUMS AROUND HERE? NO!

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[ Homer Gasps ] THAT BIRD! HE'S KILLING THE ELEPHANT! STOP HIM!

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NO, DAD, HE'S GROOMING HIM.

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GROOMING HIM, EH?

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OH, HOMER, THERE'S A BIRD ON YOUR HEAD.

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I KNOW. HE'S GROOMING ME.

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MM, ELEPHANT FRESH.

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[ Several Dogs Barking ]

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[ Stampy Trumpets ]

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[ Silence ]

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[ Straining ]

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GOOD NIGHT, STAMPY.

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[ Sniffing ]

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[ Bart Sighs ]

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[ Yawns, Grunts ]

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UH-- AHEM.

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THANKS, BUD. APPRECIATE IT.

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- HMM. - TAUGHT STAMPY ANY TRICKS YET, BART?

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NAH. HE DOESN'T WANNA LEARN, AND I DON'T WANNA TEACH HIM.

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WE GET ALONG FINE.

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[ Heavy Panting ] HEY, WHAT'S WITH THEM?

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I THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO GET SOME ATTENTION.

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OH. GOOD LUCK!

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LOOK AT THESE BILLS. "CHAIN FOR ELEPHANT."

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"SHOTS FOR ELEPHANT." "OVERSIZED DECORATIVE PONCHO"!

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TECHNICALLY, IT'S FOR A GIRAFFE, BUT I THINK I CAN LET IT OUT A LITTLE.

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WELL, THESE BILLS WILL HAVE TO BE PAID OUT OF YOUR ALLOWANCE.

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YOU'LL HAVE TO RAISE MY ALLOWANCE TO ABOUT $1,000 A WEEK.

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THEN THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO, SMART GUY. [ Doorbell Rings ]

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CAN WE SEE THE ELEPHANT? WE'LL PAY YOU MONEY.

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FOR THE NINTH TIME, NO!

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[ Doorbell Rings ]

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WAIT A MINUTE. THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA.

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MM, HERE'S A BETTER SIGN, DAD.

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ IT. JUST GIVE ME THE GIST OF IT, SON.

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[ Playful Chattering ]

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[ Grunts ] YOUR KID FLEW FIVE FEET.

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- THAT COUNTS AS A RIDE. TWO BUCKS. - THAT WAS NEVER FIVE FEET.

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THAT ANIMAL OF YOURS IS CERTAINLY BAD-TEMPERED.

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YEAH, WELL, YOU'D BE GRUMPY TOO IF YOU WERE TAKEN OUT OF YOUR NATURAL HABITAT...

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AND GAWKED AT BY A BUNCH OF SLACK-JAWED YOKELS.

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HEY, MA, LOOK AT THAT POINTY-HAIRDED LITTLE GIRL. [ Guffaws ]

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YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND STAMPY. HE'S JUST LIKE ME.

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WE'RE A PAIR OF JOKERS, AND BOTH OF US ARE WILD.

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WE DON'T TAKE NOTHING FROM NOBODY. [ Sighs ]

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[ Laughs ] SMITHERS!

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THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT FAT MAN I USED TO RIDE TO WORK.

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[ Groaning ] [ Door Closes ]

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LOOK AT THIS, MARGE. $58 AND ALL OF IT PROFIT!

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I'M THE SMARTEST BUSINESSMAN IN THE WORLD.

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STAMPY'S FOOD BILL TODAY WAS $300.

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MARGE, PLEASE, DON'T HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF THE MONEY.

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[ Humming ]

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[ Customers Reacting Negatively ]

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[ Car Doors Slamming, Tires Screeching ]

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[ Vehicles Departing ]

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UM, MILHOUSE SAW THE ELEPHANT TWICE AND RODE HIM ONCE, RIGHT?

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YES, BUT WE PAID YOU FOUR DOLLARS.

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WELL, THAT WAS UNDER OUR OLD PRICE STRUCTURE.

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UNDER OUR NEW PRICE STRUCTURE,

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YOUR BILL COMES TO A TOTAL OF $700.

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NOW, YOU'VE ALREADY PAID ME FOUR DOLLARS,

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SO THAT'S JUST $696 MORE THAT YOU OWE ME.

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GET OFF OUR PROPERTY.

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THIS TOWN IS FULL OF DEADBEATS. WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS ELEPHANT.

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NO, DAD, HE'S MY FRIEND.

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SORRY, BART. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL HIM.

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[ Roars ] WELL, SIR, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YA.

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I NEED A LARGE AFRICAN ELEPHANT, AND I NEED IT TODAY.

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BUT I'M AFRAID THIS JUST ISN'T WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S AN ELEPHANT, ISN'T IT?

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WELL, IT IS AND IT ISN'T, IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN.

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HE LIKES PEANUTS.

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OUR WILDLIFE REFUGE IS THE IDEAL ENVIRONMENT FOR YOUR ELEPHANT.

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THOUSANDS OF ACRES OF SIMULATED AFRICAN SAVANNAH.

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IT'S PERFECT, DAD.

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I ONLY HAVE TWO QUESTIONS: HOW MUCH? AND GIVE IT TO ME.

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WELL, WE REALLY CAN'T OFFER YOU ANY MONEY.

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- WE'RE A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION. - SO, YOUR BID IS ZERO?

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WELL, WE'D LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS-- THANK YOU.

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YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK-- THANK YOU.

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MR. SIMPSON, I THINK YOU'LL FIND THIS AMOUNT MORE THAN FAIR.

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DAD, I THINK HE'S AN IVORY DEALER.

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HIS BOOTS ARE IVORY. HIS HAT IS IVORY.

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AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CHECK IS IVORY.

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LISA, A GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF IVORY IS LESS LIKELY TO HURT STAMPY...

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THAN A GUY WHOSE IVORY SUPPLIES ARE LOW.

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[ Growling ] WE LOVE... YOU. [ Meows ]

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- MR. BLACKHEART? - YES, MY PRETTY.

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- ARE YOU AN IVORY DEALER? - [ Laughs ]

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LITTLE GIRL, I'VE HAD LOTS OF JOBS IN MY DAY--

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WHALE HUNTER, SEAL CLUBBER, PRESIDENT OF THE FOX NETWORK--

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AND, LIKE MOST PEOPLE, YEAH, I'VE DEALT A LITTLE IVORY.

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DAD, YOU CAN'T DO THIS. STAMPY IS MY FRIEND.

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DON'T WORRY, SON. I'LL GET YOU A NEW ELEPHANT.

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I'LL TAKE THAT ONE TOO. DONE.

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I'LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING TO PICK UP STAMPY. HERE'S THE KEYS.

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- ELEPHANTS DON'T HAVE KEYS. - I'LL JUST KEEP THESE THEN.

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DON'T WORRY, STAMPY.

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I WON'T LET HOMER SELL YOU TO THAT IVORY DEALER.

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YOU AND I ARE GONNA RUN AWAY TOGETHER.

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WE'LL KEEP TO THE BACK ROADS AND MAKE OUR WAY SOUTH.

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THEN, IF I KNOW MY GEOGRAPHY, IT'S JUST 12 MILES TO AFRICA.

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OKAY, BUD, VERY QUIETLY, LET'S JUST SNEAK THROUGH--

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[ Grunts ] STAMPY! [ Trumpets ]

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[ Gasps ] OH, IT'S THE FOUR ELEPHANTS OF THE APOCALYPSE.

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THAT'S HORSEMEN, NED. WELL, GETTING CLOSER.

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MOM, DAD, BART AND STAMPY ARE GONE!

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OH, MY LORD!

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I BET IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT HORRIBLE IVORY DEALER, DAD.

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HE TOOK BART TOO? THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL, BLACKHEART!

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THAT WASN'T PART!

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PIECE OF CAKE. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THE PATH OF DESTRUCTION.

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OH, STUPID TORNADO!

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[ Laughs ] LOOK.

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IT GOT PATTY AND SELMA.

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[ Groans ] I FEEL IT ALL THE WAY UP MY SKIRT. DITTO.

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[ Trumpets ] [ Men ] WHOA!

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[ Men ] WHOA!

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[ Chuckles ] YEAH, RIGHT, LADY.

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AN ELEPHANT RAN THROUGH YOUR FRONT YARD. OKAY.

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WIGGUM. YEAH, RIGHT, MISTER. MM-HMM.

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AN ELEPHANT JUST KNOCKED OVER YOUR MAILBOX. OKAY.

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WIGGUM. YEAH, RIGHT, BUDDY.

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LIQUOR STORE ROBBERY, OFFICER DOWN. SURE.

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AND I'M EDWARD G. ROBINSON. WAAH!

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♪ [ Celebratory ] [ Cheering ]

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[ Trumpeting ]

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♪ [ Celebratory ] [ Jeering ]

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[ Trumpets ] WHOA!

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THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE FEARED, PEOPLE.

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MANY OF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN,

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BUT I INSISTED WE SPEND TWO HOURS EVERY MORNING TRAINING FOR IT.

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YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS MAD.