Marge on the Lam

Season 5 / Episode 6

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[ Chorus ] ♪ THE SIMPSONS ♪

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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D'OH! [ Screams ]

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WELL, SIR, IT HAS BEEN AN UNEVENTFUL WEEK IN BADGER FALLS,

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WHERE THE WOMEN ARE ROBUST, THE MEN ARE PINK-CHEEKED,

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AND THE CHILDREN ARE PINK-CHEEKED AND ROBUST.

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[ Laughing ]

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WHAT THE HELL'S SO FUNNY?

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[ Inhales ] AT THE APPLE BISCUIT CAFE,

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WHERE THE SMILES ARE FREE, DON'T YOU KNOW,

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SVEN INQVIST STUDIED THE MENU.

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FINALLY, HE ORDERED THE SAME THING HE HAS EVERY DAY.

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[ Laughter ]

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- MAYBE IT'S THE TV. - STUPID TV. BE MORE FUNNY! [ Grunts ]

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WELL, SIR, I THINK IT IS TIME TO TURN THIS PLEDGE DRIVE...

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OVER TO TROY McCLURE.

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I CAN'T KEEP UP THIS PACE FOREVER.

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[ Deep Sigh ]

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HI, I'M TROY McCLURE. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH TELETHONS AS...

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"OUT WITH GOUT '88" AND "LET'S SAVE TONY ORLANDO'S HOUSE."

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FOLKS, DO YOU REALIZE WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT,

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PUBLIC TELEVISION CAN'T AFFORD TO BRING YOU SUCH AWARD-WINNING SHOWS AS...

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EDWARD THE PENITENT?

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I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

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I'M AFRAID SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT WITH THIS POPE.

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- OH-HO. - [ Phone Ringing ]

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WHAT THE HELL? OH, WE GOT A CALL.

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[ Chuckles ] SOME IDIOT ACTUALLY CALLED IN.

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HELLO. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MARGE SIMPSON.

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[ Screams ] I'D LIKE TO PLEDGE $30. OH, THANK YOU.

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MARGE, IT'S PUBLIC TV. THEY NEVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD.

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WHERE ARE THE GERALDOS? WHERE ARE THE EUBANKSES-SES?

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THEY NEED OUR SUPPORT. BESIDES, THEY GAVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE BALLET.

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- THE BALLET? WHOO-HOO! - YOU LIKE BALLET?

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MARJORIE, PLEASE. I ENJOY ALL THE MEATS OF OUR CULTURAL STEW.

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AHH, BALLET.

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HEE-HEE-HEE. ALL RIGHT. WHOO-HOO! YEA!

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[ Laughing ] YEAH!

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♪ [ Humming With Calliope Music ]

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♪ [ Continues ]

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[ Doorbell Rings ] ♪ [ Humming Continues ]

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HELLO, RUTH. HI, MARGE.

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I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD A POWER SANDER I COULD BORROW.

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- HOMER? - NOPE.

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- [ Whirring ] - THAT'S ONE RIGHT THERE.

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ALL RIGHT. BUT, REMEMBER, IT'S MINE.

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THAT'S WHAT BALLET IS? [ Groans ]

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YOU PROMISED. YOU CAN'T BACK OUT LIKE WHEN YOU VOLUNTEERED...

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FOR THAT ARMY EXPERIMENT TO AVOID DINNER AT MY SISTERS'.

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MR. SIMPSON, YOU DO REALIZE THIS MAY RESULT IN...

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HAIR LOSS, GIDDINESS AND THE LOSS OF EQUILIBRIUM?

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. JUST GIVE ME THE SERUM.

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[ Chuckles ] IT WAS WORTH IT.

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[ Body Thuds On Floor ] [ Homer Giggling ]

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HEY, HOMER, YOU WANNA GET A BEER ON THE WAY HOME? I CAN'T.

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I GOTTA TAKE MY WIFE TO THE BALLET.