Treehouse of Horror IV

Season 5 / Episode 5

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[ Ghostly Shriek ]

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[ Evil Laughter ]

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[ Gunfire ]

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[ All Moaning ]

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PAINTINGS:

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LIFELESS IMAGES RENDERED IN COLORFUL GOOP.

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BUT AT NIGHT, THEY TAKE ON A LIFE OF THEIR OWN.

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THEY BECOME PORTALS TO HELL...

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SO SCARY AND HORRIBLE AND GRUESOME THAT--

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BART, YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE THIS EPISODE IS VERY FRIGHTENING.

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MAYBE THEY'D RATHER LISTEN TO THAT OLD WAR OF THE WORLDS BROADCAST ON N.P.R., HMM?

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YES, MOTHER. GOOD.

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NOW, YOU HOLD MAGGIE. I'M GOING TO BUY SOME EARRINGS AT THE GIFT SHOP.

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[ Sighs ] THE SUBJECT OF OUR FIRST PAINTING TONIGHT IS THE MOST...

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FOUL, EVIL, VICIOUS, DIABOLICAL BEAST TO STALK THE EARTH.

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OF COURSE, I REFER TO--

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[ Muffled ]

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THE DEVIL.

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AND NEXT IN OUR FALL CATALOG-- WE LOVE THIS--

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IT IS A VISION IN RASPBERRY CREAM.

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[ Applause ]

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OHH! PURE GENIUS.

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[ Gurgling ]

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OH! AND NOW TO MAKE THE LEAP FROM DREAMS TO REALITY.

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SORRY, HOMER. WHILE YOU WERE DAYDREAMING, WE ATE ALL THE DOUGHNUTS.

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WELL, THERE WERE A FEW LEFT, BUT WE CHUCKED 'EM AT AN OLD MAN FOR KICKS.

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DAMN BUZZARDS! I AIN'T DEAD YET!

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ALL RIGHT. STAY CALM. REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING.

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"DEAR HOMER, I.O.U. ONE EMERGENCY DOUGHNUT. SIGNED, HOMER."

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BASTARD! HE'S ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD.

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OH! I'D SELL MY SOUL FOR A DOUGHNUT!

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[ Rumbling ] WELL, THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

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FLANDERS! YOU'RE THE DEVIL?

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IT'S ALWAYS THE ONE YOU LEAST SUSPECT.

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NOW, MANY PEOPLE OFFER TO SELL THEIR SOULS...

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WITHOUT REFLECTING UPON THE GRAVE RAMIFICA--

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- DO YOU HAVE A DOUGHNUT OR NOT? - COMING UP.

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JUST SIGN HERE. CAREFUL, HOT PEN.

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HMM. WHO'S THAT GOAT-LEGGED FELLOW? I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB.

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UH, PRINCE OF DARKNESS, SIR. HE'S YOUR 11:00.

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[ Gasps ] AH!

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NOW, REMEMBER, THE INSTANT YOU FINISH IT, I OWN YOUR SOUL FOR--

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HEY, WAIT, IF I DON'T FINISH THIS LAST BITE,

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YOU DON'T GET MY SOUL, DO YOU?

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UH, TECHNICALLY NO, BUT--- I'M SMARTER THAN THE DEVIL! I'M SMARTER THAN THE DEV--

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YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!

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I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, HOMER SIMPSON!

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NOT LIKELY. [ Chuckles ]

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[ Muttering ]

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HM. HM. HM.

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MMM!

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MMM! FORBIDDEN DOUGHNUT.

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HMM? WELL, WELL. FINISHING SOMETHING?

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[ Screams ]

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[ Whimpering ]

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[ Gasps ]

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HOMER, DID YOU EAT THAT DOUGHNUT? NO.

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YOUR WIDE BEHIND WON'T SAVE YOU THIS TIME. HEY, BART.

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HEY. WAIT!

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DOESN'T MY FATHER HAVE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL?

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OH, YOU AMERICANS WITH YOUR "DUE PROCESS" AND "FAIR TRIALS."

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THIS IS ALWAYS SO MUCH EASIER IN MEXICO. ALL RIGHT. VERY WELL.

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WE'LL HAVE THE TRIAL TOMORROW AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT.

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TILL THEN, YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE DAY IN HELL!

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Sighs ] THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

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HUH? OW! OW! OW!

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SO, YOU LIKE DOUGHNUTS, EH?

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UH-HUH. WELL,

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HAVE ALL THE DOUGHNUTS IN THE WORLD!

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[ Cackling ]

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MORE. MMM!

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. JAMES COCO WENT MAD IN 15 MINUTES.

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[ Chiming ]

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HOMER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? NO.

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MR. SIMPSON, DON'T YOU WORRY. I WATCHED MATLOCK IN A BAR LAST NIGHT.

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THE SOUND WASN'T ON, BUT I THINK I GOT THE GIST OF IT.

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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

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THE COURT OF INFERNAL AFFAIRS IS NOW IN SESSION.

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VERY WELL. BUT FIRST, SOME GROUND RULES.

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NUMBER ONE: WE GET BATHROOM BREAKS EVERY HALF HOUR.

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AGREED. NUMBER TWO: THE JURY WILL BE CHOSEN BY ME.

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AGREED. NO, WAIT!

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SILENCE! I GIVE YOU THE JURY OF THE DAMNED!

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BENEDICT ARNOLD. LIZZIE BORDEN. RICHARD NIXON.

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BUT I'M NOT DEAD YET. IN FACT, I JUST WROTE AN ARTICLE FOR REDBOOK.

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- HEY, LISTEN, I DID A FAVOR FOR YOU. - YES, MASTER.

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JOHN WILKES BOOTH. BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE. JOHN DILLINGER.

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AND THE STARTING LINE OF THE 1976 PHILADELPHIA FLYERS.

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- [ Gasps ] - [ Chattering ]

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I'M SORRY, MR. BLACKBEARD. WE'RE LOW ON CHAIRS, AND THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

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ARR! THIS CHAIR BE HIGH, SAYS I.

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[ Clears Throat ] I HOLD HERE A CONTRACT BETWEEN MYSELF AND ONE HOMER SIMPSON,

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PLEDGING ME HIS SOUL FOR A DOUGHNUT!

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WHICH I DELIVERED! AND IT WAS SCRUM-DIDILLY-UMPTIOUS.

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I SIMPLY ASK FOR WHAT IS MINE.

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- [ Murmuring ] - THAT WAS A RIGHT PRETTY SPEECH, SIR.

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BUT I ASK YOU, WHAT IS A CONTRACT?

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WEBSTER'S DEFINES IT AS "AN AGREEMENT UNDER THE LAW WHICH IS UNBREAKABLE."

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"WHICH IS UNBREAKABLE"!

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EXCUSE ME. I MUST USE THE RESTROOM.

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[ Door Slams ]

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UH, MR. HUTZ?

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HOMER SIMPSON, I HAVE NO CHOICE...

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BUT TO SENTENCE YOU TO AN ETERNITY OF--

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WAIT! BEFORE YOU SEND HIM TO HELL, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SEE.

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THAT'S A PHOTO OF HOMER AND ME AT OUR WEDDING.

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WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GOT MARRIED IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM?

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WELL, HOMER ATE THE ENTIRE WEDDING CAKE BY HIMSELF...

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BEFORE THE WEDDING.

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READ THE BACK! THE BACK!

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ARR. 'TIS SOME KIND OF TREASURE MAP.

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- YOU IDIOT, YOU CAN'T READ. - AYE, 'TIS TRUE.

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MY DEBAUCHERY WAS MY WAY OF COMPENSATIN'.

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"DEAR MARGE, YOU HAVE GIVEN ME YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE.

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"ALL I CAN GIVE YOU IN RETURN IS MY SOUL,

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WHICH I PLEDGE TO YOU FOREVER."

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[ Murmuring ]

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WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH. YOUR HONOR,