( bell ringing)

( whistle blowing)

( playing the blues)

( horn honking)

D-OHH!

( screams)

Man: PRODUCTS YOU COULD ONLY IMAGINE BEFORE.

THE S.S. MICROWAVE.

( bell dings)

Ah, my crepes are done.

THE DOGGY DOORMAN.

Good evening, Rex.

AND MOBILIER--

THE CHANDELIER FOR YOUR CAR.

Whoa!

ON: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY INVENTED IT!

HELLO, EVERYBODY.

I'M TROY McCLURE

STAR OF SUCH FILMS AS "'P' IS FOR PSYCHO"

AND "THE PRESIDENT'S NECK IS MISSING."

BUT NOW I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A REMARKABLE NEW INVENTION.

( forceful groaning)

UNTIL NOW, THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET JUICE FROM AN ORANGE.

( groaning)

YOU MEAN THERE'S A BETTER WAY?

But that's all changed, thanks to the Juice Loosener.

Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.

Hello, Troy.

Hi, everybody.

All: Hi, Dr. Nick.

Troy, would you like a glass of orange juice?

I sure would, but won't we have to pay

those outrageous grocery store prices

for something the farmer probably spit in?

Not anymore!

All thanks to the new Juice Loosener.

( grinding)

Doctor, are you sure it's on?

I can't hear a thing!

It's whisper quiet!

( plop)

You got all that from one bag of oranges?

That's right.

Order now

and you'll also get Sun and Run

The suntan lotion that's also a laxative.

GOT TO GET A JUICER.

GOT TO DRINK JUICE, LOSE WEIGHT.

WON'T GET CHEST PAINS FROM ANSWERING THE PHONE ANYMORE.

PLEASE DON'T TELL THE SUPERVISOR

I HAVE THE FLU.

I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH A SHATTERED PELVIS

FOR THREE WEEKS.

( laughs turn to coughing)

OH, MY JUICE LOOSENER IS NEVER GOING TO COME.

HEY, DAD, THIS CAME FOR YOU IN THE MAIL.

WHOO-HOO!

( screams)

MOTHER, GET AN EXTRA SPECIAL HUG READY. I BOUGHT YOU A NEW JUICER.

GOOD LORD!

FLU GERMS ENTERING EVERY ORIFICE IN MY HEAD.

( groans)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

( screaming)

( clanging)

( clanging)

( humming)

HUH?

WHAT THE..?

( screaming)