A Streetcar Named Marge

Season 4 / Episode 2

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( bell ringing)

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( whistle blowing)

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( playing the blues)

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( horn honking)

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D-ohh!

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( screams)

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Man: Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada.

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It's the Miss American Girl Pageant.

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Brought to you by Meryl Streep's Versatility.

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Smell like Streep for cheap.

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I'm your host

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Troy McClure, and now

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here come the ladies.

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♪ We learned the truth at 17 ♪

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♪ That love was meant for beauty queens. ♪

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Like Miss South Dakota.

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Miss North Carolina.

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Miss Indiana.

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Miss Alaska.

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Kids, I won't be home tonight,

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so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwavable TV dinners.

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Okay.

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I'm auditioning for a play.