A Streetcar Named Marge
Season 4 / Episode 2
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( bell ringing)
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( whistle blowing)
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( playing the blues)
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( horn honking)
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D-ohh!
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( screams)
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Man: Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada.
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It's the Miss American Girl Pageant.
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Brought to you by Meryl Streep's Versatility.
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Smell like Streep for cheap.
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I'm your host
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Troy McClure, and now
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here come the ladies.
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♪ We learned the truth at 17 ♪
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♪ That love was meant for beauty queens. ♪
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Like Miss South Dakota.
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Miss North Carolina.
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Miss Indiana.
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Miss Alaska.
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Kids, I won't be home tonight,
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so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwavable TV dinners.
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Okay.
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I'm auditioning for a play.