Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Season 3 / Episode 24

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( bell ringing)

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( whistle blowing)

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( playing the blues)

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( horn honking)

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D-OHH!

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( screams)

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FORGOT THERE WAS A PHYSICAL TODAY, HUH?

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YEAH.

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HEY, HOMER, CAN I BORROW YOUR UNDERWEAR?

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NAH.

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THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

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THIS MAN HAS 104% BODY FAT.

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HEY, NO EATING IN THE TANK.

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GO TO HELL.

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HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT WORK, DEAR?

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OH, THE USUAL-- STAND IN FRONT OF THIS.

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OPEN THAT. PULL DOWN THIS.

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BEND OVER. SPREAD APART THAT.

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TURN YOUR HEAD THAT WAY. COUGH.

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Smithers: SIR, I'M AFRAID

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HOMER SIMPSON IS STERILE.

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WHO?

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ONE OF YOUR CABBAGEHEADS FROM SECTOR 7-G.

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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPERM SAMPLE FROM HIS RECENT PHYSICAL.

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( snoring)

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Burns: EWW.

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Smithers: NOW, COMPARE THIS WITH A NORMAL SPERM SAMPLE.

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Burns: OH, YES.

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I'M AFRAID RADIATION FROM THE PLANT IS THE REASON HE'S SHOOTING BLANKS.

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HE COULD SUE US FOR MILLIONS.

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MOTHER OF PEARL.

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CALL MY LAWYERS!

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Burns: BEFORE YOU BEGIN, LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR TO YOU.

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I WANT YOUR LEGAL ADVICE.

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I EVEN PAY FOR IT

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BUT TO ME, YOU'RE ALL VIPERS.